Smiling Critters!! :)

8

DogDay, shaking a bag of chips onto a plate, only a few plopping out: ...
Everyone else: ...
Catnap: I guess we could sha-
Picky: I WANT THEM-

Craftycorn: *taking a sip of her drink*
Kickin: Hey, Bubba! You better hide your baby oil! I'm just playin.
Bubba: you better hide that big ass forehead!
Craftycorn: *spurts out drink*
Kickin: I was just joking...

Plush Catnap: Papa, my teacher wants to see you on Monday.
R-DogDay: ...why?
Plush Catnap: because she ask me 'why am I talking during the lesson?'
R-DogDay: then what did you say?
Plush Catnap: ...I told her 'why is she teaching during my conversation?'
R-DogDay: ....😐
Catnap: nice.
Plush Catnap: 😊

Ms.Delight: Welcome to the first day of school, kids, I'm your teacher. What's your name?
Plush Hoppy: Broccoli!
Ms.Delight: ...Your name is-
Plush Hoppy: Broccoli, like the vegetable.
Ms.Delight: that's weird, thanks. You, what's your name?
Plush Catnap: Samantha.
Ms.Delight: ...you're a boy named Samantha?
Plush Catnap: yeah, you got a problem with that?!
Ms.Delight: no! Thank you...Samantha. You, what's your deal, what'd your parents name you?
Plush Kickin: my names jack.
Ms.Delight: finally! A normal name!
Plush Kickin: it's short for jack-o-lantern.
Ms.Delight: Jesus Christ!
Plush DogDay: present!
Ms.Delight: how are you all not bullied?!

Bubba, slams a triangle in front of Catnap: is THAT a triangle?
Catnap: ...yes, obviously.
Bubba: pfft, oh really? Prove it!
Catnap: oh! You see, if you have these things called EYES you can see that, uh, it's a triangle because it has 3 sides.
Bubba: HA! Nononononononono- Prove it, using THIS! *slams Pythagorean theorem on the table*
Catnap: ...man, what is this BULLSHIT?!

Picky: *on FaceTime with Bobby* Hey girl.
Bobby: Hey, you look nice!
Picky: awww, thanks, I'm at my grandpas funeral.
Bobby: what?! I'm so sorry!
Picky: you're good, they're just carrying away the casket. What's u- *BAM* OOH they dropped it.
Bobby: they what?!
Picky: OOH- he's rolling away, hold on-
Bobby: rolling?!

Catnap: dang! My WiFi went out! What am I gonna do now? I guess I could go outside... *opens door*  OOOHHH!! What the- are those TREES? Oh look at the bird! *Kickin break dancing* AH nature. It's just so... disgusting, I'm going back inside.

R-DogDay: I've been picked on 3 times today! All, because of my boyfriend!
Player: what's wrong with your boyfriend?
R-DogDay, motioning to A-Catnap: look at the FUCKING size of him!

Craftycorn: *gasp* HEY! I forgot! Picky wanted me to tell you she's making stew tonight!
Kickin; FUCK YEAH!!
DogDay: right! We'll be there!

R-DogDay, covering his face: we used to work together. *sighs*
Kickin: cooool! So he's from your origins!
R-DogDay, whispering: this is all I need!
Kickin: excuse me sir! You're all my friend needs!
A-Catnap: ...
R-DogDay: ...
Kickin: ...your mouth isn't curved upwards, did I misread something?

Bobby: what's your type?
DogDay: I have a boyfriend.
Bobby: so what's your type then?
DogDay: my boyfriend.
Bobby: and what does he look like?
DogDay: he looks like my boyfriend.
Bobby: so what would you rate me out of 10?
DogDay: um... I can't do that.
Bobby: you can't rate me at all?
DogDay: I can't rate you at all.
Bobby: what would you rate your boyfriend out of 10?
DogDay: he broke my scale because he's so beautiful!

R-DogDay: player, wait! Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
R-DogDay: player, I think that show is for adults. And I don't understand...what is so funny about him being a pickle?

DogDay, using a microphone: we like what you've gooooot!
Hoppy: say something inappropriate tho.
DogDay: ....
DogDay, in a small, high pitched voice: wiener.

Bubba: I am at a loss for words.
DogDay, Bubba yelling at him in the background: despite being loss for words, Bubba yelled at me for the next 25 minutes.

DogDay: okay, how many wires?
Catnap: uh, 3 wires, one red- two white.
Picky: ....what?
Hoppy: one red and two white, bruh!
Kicking: wha-what colors the red wire?
Catnap: it's red!
Picky: OH- t- *sighs*
Hoppy: whose brain are you in right now?!
DogDay: shut! Shut! SHUT! Shut your mouth!
Hoppy and Catnap: ITS THE RED WIRE-
Piggy: SHUT UP!-

Player: this is Crafty, she knows how to photosynthesize.
Player: this is Catnap, when Karen asks for the manager, this is who she gets.
Player: this is DogDay, DogDay thinks that rocks are edible, he is wrong.
Player: this is Hoppy, she do the stomp to warn off enemies.
Player: this is picky, please beware, she will slap at random.

*Bobby crushing on a fictional male*
Catnap: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some GUY!
Bobby: this one is different, he's honest, an-and he's sweet-
Catnap: please..
Bobby: he would never do anything to hurt me-
Catnap: he's a GUY!

Hoppy: you need to speed up, Catnap.
Catnap: do you pay for my gas?
Hoppy: what?
Catnap: do you pay for my gas?
Hoppy: ....no.
Catnap: alright then.
Picky: Bubba! Can you scoot over- you suffocating me!
DogDay: you just fat shamed Bubba!
Picky: all I said was he was suffocating me.
Bubba: that hurt my feelings, you could've said squished.
Picky: Bubba.
Bubba:
Picky: Bubba!
DogDay: you done hurt his feelings!
Picky: Bubba, look at me!
Bubba: *looks at her* yes?
Picky: move yo ass over!
DogDay: OH-
*everyone besides Bubba laughs*

DogDay: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Catnap: ah- you know I'm not really a jewelry person.
DogDay: you don't have to wear it.
Catnap: no, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

R-DogDay, to A-Catnap: you're taller! ...How fucking dare you.

DogDay: *showing Catnap a bug*
Catnap: what is this?
DogDay: insect.
Catnap: what kind?
DogDay: a green one?
Catnap: yes, but what is it called?
DogDay: Harold!
Catnap: *wheeze/laughs*

Picky: it's pretty hard to become good at things, but I'm really good at two things: one is snacks, number two is just being nervous...

Kickin: so would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake... or sit on a cake and eat dick?
Bubba: ....we meant questions about the job-
Kickin: Ooooh-