Bobby: yay!
Bubba: no, Bobby, that's bad!
Bobby: *groans*
DogDay: do you know what this means?
Bobby: yes!
Hoppy: you don't really, do you?
Bobby: 🥺
-Kickin:Deaf, Catnap:Mute, DogDay:Blind-
...
Kickin: WOOOOOOH-
...
Kickin: this is the plan- we're gonna cook, but we're gonna be handicapped through the fucking roof.
...
Kickin: OPEN THIS BOX!
DogDay: okay. Pasta?
Kickin: no i'm the deaf person-
Both: *laugh*
...
DogDay: can you hear me?
Both Catnap and Kickin: *silence*
Catnap: *slices a vegetable*
DogDay: what the fuck was that?!
...
Kickin: DOGDAY, READ THE FUCKING BOARD!
DogDay: ...WHAT?!
Kickin and Catnap: *laughing*
...
Kickin trying to figure out what Catnap is trying to tell him: cutting cutting CUTTING! CUTTING! CUTTING! YES CUTTING. CUTTING- Yeah, we're cutting the mushrooms!
...
DogDay: *fingering around touching stuff*
Catnap: *taps his shoulder with his tail*
DogDay, startled: *looks around*
Catnap: *wheeze*
...
Kickin: WHAT TIME IS IT?
DogDay, looking at his arm: about a quarter past.. dark...
Kickin: WHAT?!
DogDay: WHAT?!
...
Catnap, trying to communicate: *muffled noises*
Kickin: *blank expression*
DogDay: *laughs*
Catnap: *pained noise*
DogDay: *laughing*
Kickin: *seeing DogDay laughing* HAHAHAHAHA *clueless laughing*
DogDay: *laughs*
...
DogDay, tries fingering around again, getting startled at what he touches*
Kickin: WHAT'S GOING ON MAN?
DogDay: LET ME HELP WITH SOMETHING!
Kickin:...(not understanding what he said) yeah!..
DogDay: *wheeze*
*Plush Smiling Critters roaming around*
R-DogDay and A-Catnap: *watching them curiously*
A-Catnap: are you in love?
R-DogDay: I am in love. Are you in love?
A-Catnap: I'm in love too.
R-DogDay: I agree, I agree, I agree-
R-DogDay: alright, I need you to swear-
A-Catnap: Fuck!
R-DogDay: ...swear as in promise.
Hoppy: *loud dad snoring sound*
R-DogDay: wake up drill Sargent!
Hoppy: AAH! What the hell are you doing out of your bunk, boy?
R-DogDay: A-Catnap and I are going on a date, sir.
A-Catnap: hello! (OwO)
Hoppy: it's 3am and raining outside, you maggot! What kind of date is that??
R-DogDay: it's gonna be super romantic, sir! We're gonna kiss under an umbrella in the moonlight!
Hoppy: *gags* What the hell does that have to do with me?!
R-DogDay: we need you to babysit your godson, sir.
Plush hoppy: OwO
Hoppy: ...what the HELL?
R-DogDay: goodbye sir!
*leaves*
Hoppy: WAIT-
Plush hoppy: OwO
Hoppy: so...um...uh...do you like war, boy?
Plush hoppy: *nods*
Hoppy, happy squeal: THAT'S MY BOY! ❤️
Prototype, talking to A-Catnap: I created you, and you, created me-
Plush Catnap: A-Catnap, fuck this guys ass.
A-Catnap: what?
Plush Catnap: yeah, fuck him up, come on.
A-Catnap: what are you talking about?
Plush Catnap, talking in a more evil tone: crease his dick!
A-Catnap: woahwoahwoah-
Prototype: what the f-
Catnap: WHAT THE FRICK-
Bubba: stop swearing.
Catnap: sorry.
DogDay: Catnap didn't swear, what?
Kickin: yes he is! He swore!
Catnap: I said- I said "frick" I didn't say fuck, so it's okay!
DogDay: AAAH- Catnap! You can't say that!
Catnap: yes I can!
DogDay: Catnap, you just said a bad word!
Catnap: yeah, well, America is a free country- I can say whatever the frick I want!
Hoppy: Catnap I'm gonna tell your parents.
Catnap: ...*inhales* NOO! NOOOO!!
Hoppy: I'm gonna tell your parents on you, Catnap!
Catnap: NOO-
Hoppy; I'm gonna tell your parents- they're gonna take- *laughs*
Catnap: NOOO-
Hoppy: they're gonna take all your electronics Catnap.
Catnap: NOOOOOOOO
DogDay: *laughing*
Catnap: DON'T TELL!!
*Everyone laughing*
Hoppy: Catnap, I was joking...
Catnap: oh.
Picky: no she wasn't- she wasn't joking!
Kickin: shut up picky!
Catnap: one time on my Xbox, in the basement and then my fricking dog fell down the stairs and died.
Hoppy:...PPFT-
DogDay: Hoppy, why'd you laugh- *laughs*
Kickin: *laughs*
Hoppy: you know what Catnap? I'm leaking your address.
Catnap: NOOOO- NOOOOO
*laughter*
DogDay: CATNAP!
Catnap: *SCREAMING*
DogDay: Catnap! Stop! We're joking.
Hoppy: I'm not joking. :)
DogDay: NOO- Hoppy!
Catnap: NOOOOO
DogDay: Hoppy, I'm gonna slap you!
*laughing*
A-Catnap: are we enemies?
R-DogDay: no.
A-Catnap: are we friends?
R-DogDay: no.
A-Catnap: are we gay??
R-DogDay: yes.
Hoppy: WHAA-
Bobby, crying: somebody left a picture of Jeff Bezos on my car *sniffs* ...an-and then a blind guy cheated on me- WHY WONT THIS FLIP?! *flips camera to show the picture*
Catnap, taking her order at McDonald's: a blind guy? Weren't expecting him to see other hoes, were you? *cackles* pull forward.
*the smiling critters see their dead bodies*
Bobby: are we dead?
Kickin: AY- LOOK HOW BUBBA DIED!
Everyone besides Bubba: *laughing hysterically*
Bubba: 😑
DogDay: *using a microphone*
DogDay: finish the sentence!
...
DogDay: Lather me up and call me...
Bobby: Daddy.
DogDay: lather me up and call me...
Catnap: ......aaaAAH-
...
DogDay: okay.
Crafty: okay.
DogDay: okay.
Crafty: okay.
DogDay: okay.
Crafty: okay.
...
Hoppy: Picky wants to honk for you bro. Okay! Go.
Picky: *HONK*
*Both run away giggling*
DogDay: 😐 *clueless*
...
DogDay: slap me as hard as you can, DO IT-
Bubba: *slaps him*
Bobby: Catnap is late again.
DogDay: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Bubba: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Hoppy: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Bobby: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Catnap bursts through the door*
Catnap: WHAT TIME IS IT?
Picky: Are you okay?
Crafty, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Picky: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Crafty?
DogDay: Catnap, I...
DogDay: I love you!
Catnap: Not my problem.
Hoppy: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Hoppy: It is now a danger pin.
DogDay, walks into the room wearing glasses: What's up guys?
Catnap: hey, DogDay! Nice glasses.
DogDay: thanks!
Catnap, in his thoughts: did he wear those sunglasses for me? He's totally coming on to me!
Bubba, in his thoughts: wait- does Catnap actually like the sunglasses? Cuz I don't really like em. I mean- they're okay.
Kickin, in his thoughts: oh my GOD! I can't believe my neighbor murdered a 13 year old girl last night! And I was the only one who witnessed it!
DogDay: so, what are we getting into tonight?
Catnap, in his thoughts: hopefully a bed, oh my god he's like a hot little tasty cake and I wanna take a BITE!
Bubba, in his thoughts: do I even like DogDay? I mean I like Catnap, Catnap likes DogDay, so I must like DogDay!
Kickin, in his thoughts: her screams! Her screams! Oh my GOD they're gonna haunt me forever!! I can't tell anyone now or I'll be an accessory to MURDER! All because of my wondering eyes! My mother always-
Hoppy, in the corner with the same sunglasses, in her thoughts: I walked in here, 30 minutes ago, with the same damn sunglasses and no one said a GOD DAMN THING! THIS IS WHORESHIT!!
DogDay, noticing Hoppy: hey, Hoppy! Nice glasses!
Hoppy: I DON'T-
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