DogDay: you've gone too far this time, Catnap!
Catnap: what's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!
DogDay: how did you even do this?
Catnap: a dollop of fairy dust.
DogDay: Catnaaaaapp...
Catnap: I ripped the tag off a mattress.
DogDay: this isn't funny, Catnap!
Catnap: who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded.
DogDay: I'm leaving, I've had enough of this.
Catnap: but think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now!
DogDay: what?! Why?!
Catnap: because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
DogDay: that isn't friendship, Catnap. That's se-
...
Catnap: this was clearly the wrong way to go-
DogDay: you think, Catnap?
Catnap: what can I say? I've expected them to be cooked more, raw face is just gross.
DogDay: wha- that isn't the problem, Catnap! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Catnap: probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
DogDay: ...oh.
Catnap: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Catnap: hey, Kickin.
Kickin: yeah?
Catnap: let's have, uh- a slap off.
Kickin: what's a slap off?
Catnap: where I slap you in the face and you try not to scream.
Kickin, snorts/laughs: to scream, huh? Alright.
Catnap: okay. You'll do it? *slaps him*
Kickin, high pitched screaming: AAAAAHH-
Catnap, who was sleeping, receives a call from Bobby: What the FUCK do you want?
Bobby: I was funna show you my challenge.
Catnap, sounding annoyed: do your shit and come on.
Bobby: alright, you ready?
Catnap: go ahead.
Bobby, singing horribly: nO I'm HuMBle, YeS I Am-
Catnap: O-O
Catnap: did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely, and totally, uneventful.
Bobby: he kissed a guy!
Catnap: no I didn't!
Bobby: yes you did!
Catnap: didn't!
Bobby: did~
Catnap: DID. NOT!
Bobby: did did did, did did did did did did did did did did did did did did!
Bubba, clears his throat: AHEM! Uh, I can break this tie. He totally did.
*flashback to Catnap and DogDay kissing with blindfolds on*
Catnap: ...
DogDay, walking up to Catnap with outstretched arms
Catnap: What is this?
DogDay, attempting to hug Catnap: give me a hug.
Catnap, attempting to push him back/off
DogDay: give me a hug, I need this.
Catnap, attempts to wriggle away: *grunts*
Both still attempt to get away/get a hug
DogDay: come on, please? Give me- give me a hug man! Please!
Bobby: can I give you a big hug?
Catnap: ...no, thanks.
*the group messing with an ouija board*
Crafty: what happened to you jack?
Kickin: how many pickles can you shove up your ass?
DogDay: jack, how did-
Everyone: *stays silent*
Ouija board: *starts moving*
Bubba: NINE?
Kickin: *laughing*
Bubba and Picky: NINETY ONE??
Bubba and Hoppy: NINE HUNDRED AND TEN???
Kickin and Catnap: *laughing hysterically*
Bobby: nine hundred and ten pickles?...
DogDay: pookie?
Catnap: *fades from existence*
DogDay: *GASP* pookie is missing!
Bobby: what if life was so crazy that you became a world famous chocolatier! That's my dream as willy wonka!
Catnap: I'll kill children.
Bubba: Jesus!
Catnap: I don't give a fuck. I don't give a f-
Hoppy: what the fuck is wrong with you?!
Catnap: they're bourgeois children, they should-
DogDay, grunts: I need to feel happy- Catnap! Can you tell me something that'll make me happy?!
Catnap, from afar: you're cute and have a nice butt!
DogDay, smiling: yup, that'll do it.
Catnap: are we developing (a crush on DogDay) such a weapon? No, we, are, not.
*applause*
Catnap: because we've already developed it.
Crowd: ooh...
DogDay: what you do is very baller... it was very anarchist.
Catnap: yeah. Fuck em.
DogDay: don't worry I'm not gonna snitch on you.
Catnap, jokingly: well, I hope not cause I'd fucking kill your family. *chuckles*
DogDay...what?
DogDay: I love Catnap, *laughs nervously* but I wish he would stop saying-
Catnap, speaking with a demonic deep voice: this human form... is limiting.
A-Catnap, whispering: *sighs* this, is, a secret. Do you understand me?
DogDay: ye-
A-Catnap: DO you?
DogDay: ...
A-Catnap, picks him up: Do you understand me?!
DogDay: ahh, this got physical very quickly....
*whispers* Do I even weigh anything to you?
A-Catnap: no. It's like holding a couple of grapes.
Hoppy, picking up Plush DogDay: you have the right to remain silent.
Plush DogDay: I chose to wade that right *inhales* AAAHHH *kicking his legs*
Bobby: he took his shirt off and I went- *GASP* like I actually had like- my BODY had a reaction with those-
Catnap, trying to eat: I didn't need to know about that, you keep that to yourself. *chews*
DogDay: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?
Catnap, clicks tongue: yes?
DogDay: umm... they're out of my ADHD medication for five days...
Catnap: oh my gawd...
DogDay: it's gonna be a fun week!
Catnap, laughing, getting up to leave: I'm going to Bobby's...
DogDay, calling after him: through sickness and in health mother fucker!
Bobby: you need a hug! *hugs him*
Catnap: ...can you let go now?
Bobby: do you feel better?
Catnap: no.
Bobby; then it hasn't kicked in yet.
Catnap, groans: 😑
Hoppy: you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.
Kickin: what? A kaleidoscope? I'm not 5- shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen... well- out of combinations, now I'm bored.
DogDay, seeing Catnap bond with Bubba: WHAT????
Catnap and Bubba: ...
DogDay: THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!! *To Hoppy* TAKE A PICTURE!!
Kickin, listening to music with headphones: dream on, dream on, dream on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
DogDay: and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you.' *waves goodbye to Catnap and leaves*
Catnap: ...I love you...
DogDay: (kisses Catnaps cheek)
Catnap: ... (Kisses him back; blushes)
DogDay: (bamboozled; blushing)
DogDay: (excitedly jumping around Catnap)
Catnap: ...
Bobby: by the way, I scanned your food and it comes to... uh, a gazillion dollars.
Crafty: Crafty has a T-Rex and a go fish card.
Catnap: (vacuuming)
Kickin: (drinking; looks at Catnap) Hey! HEY!
Catnap: (turns off the Vacuum) what?
Kickin: ...you missed a spot. *laughs*
Catnap: (starts beating him up with the vacuum)
Catnap: quickly! Quickly! If you had to kill one of your plushies in order to keep me alive-
DogDay: UH-
Catnap: which one would it be?
DogDay: *groans*
Catnap: QUICK. QUICK. QUICK.
DogDay: NOOO! No, no, no, no,
Catnap: 3, 2, 1-
DogDay: NO!!!
Catnap: 3,2-
DogDay: NOO!!
Catnap: I'm dead. You just killed me.
Both: ...
Catnap: marry one of your plushies now.
DogDay: Damn-
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