DogDay: Go to bed! It's 3 am, if you don't, you're gonna hate yourself in the morning!
Catnap: ...Jokes on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless.
Before Coffee:
Catnap: I hate people.
After Coffee:
Catnap: I feel good about hating people.
Miss. Delight: (places paper on DogDay's desk)
DogDay: huh?
Miss. Delight: DogDay, you got a 55% on the test.
Hoppy: PFFT-
Kickin: *laughing*
DogDay: 🥺
Hoppy and Kickin: *laughing and teasing DogDay*
Miss Delight: ...and that's the highest anyone has gotten in the class.
Kickin and Hoppy: *laughter stops*
DogDay, internally: am I....better than everyone?
R-DogDay: I just have one question- do you know what a pain in the ass is?
Plush Catnap: Yeah!!
R-DogDay: Are you a pain in the ass?
Plush Catnap: Yeah!!
R-DogDay: ...
A-Catnap: ... *wheeze/laughter*
Picky: I ain't saying nothing!
DogDay: Life without (food) parole.
Picky: ...It was him! Him! ...that dude hiding behind that girl right there-
DogDay: Did you do some dumb shit?
Catnap: Hell yeah!
DogDay: Did you get us both in trouble?
Catnap: Hell yeah!
DogDay: Am I still helping you because you're my best friend?
Catnap: Fuck yeah!
A-Catnap: I only drink alcohol on days that start with a "t". So that's Tuesday, Thursday...today, tomorrow...thaturday and thunday.
Kickin: ooh ooh ooh! President! I have an idea! I know how to end world hunger. Ban. Starving.
Hoppy: ...wait a damn minute.
DogDay, laughing: wait a damn minute, hold on a second!
Hoppy: Cut the cameras! Deadass.
Picky: Ma'am I just ran the numbers and according to my calculations: if people stop starving...then the starving rate would go way down.
Kickin, staring at Plush Kickin: ...
Plush Kickin: *staring back*
Kickin, placing shades on himself, then onto Plush Kickin: Our future's so bright we gotta wear shades, mini me.
Picky: Time to check my weight. *steps on scale; scale says: OBESE* hmm.... *gasp* A beast? YEAH IM A BEAST!!
Catnap: That says 'Obese'.
*somber music*
Picky: What?...
Catnap: You gotta exercise.
Picky: oh that's easy. *walks to the fridge and pulls out a pack of fries* (Minecraft munching sounds)
Catnap: I said exercise!
Picky: oh I thought you said extra FRIES! *smirk*
Catnap: ... *slaps her with his tail*
Picky: if you don't like me just say that.
Catnap: okay. I don't like you.
Picky, whispering: why would you say that?...that's so mean...
Picky: I wonder if they only have chocolate and vanilla...maybe they'll have butterscotch or *gasp* TAPIOCA- UGH, FOCUS!! *standing in front of a dead person* I gotta get rid of the body.
*DogDay invited Bubba over for ice cream*
Bubba: I was a sprinkles guy when I was younger with ice cream..so, I appreciate this.
DogDay, his voice muffled because he has food in his mouth: you look like a sprinkles guy.
Bubba: the heck is that supposed to mean??
DogDay, softly: I'm just saying you look like a sprinkles guy!
DogDay: what is the most attractive language a man can speak?
Hoppy, deadass: ...money.
DogDay: ...
Kickin: Money?? The fuck is you talkin' bro, bro ain't nobody speakin- (sonic ring collecting sounds)
*A-Catnap and R-DogDay standing in silence*
A-Catnap: 😐
R-DogDay: 😠 😑
*more silence*
A-Catnap: *sucks teeth; inhales* Am I the problem-?
R-DogDay, angrily: OF COURSE YOU ARE!!!
Kickin: that's a weird fucking tone, man!
DogDay: that's just the way he sounds- he has an asshole voice, Catnap, tell him he's okay...
Catnap: ....everything is great.
DogDay: dude...
DogDay, staring at Catnap: *in his thoughts* I do sort of like it when he's rude to me... *eyes widening nervously* Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing...
Picky: you know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs each priced at about 762 dollars on the black market...
*makes a pop sound*
*in a heartwarming moment...*
DogDay hugging Catnap: you came....
Catnap, whispering with a smirk: ....that's what she said.
DogDay: 😐
Hoppy: we all have that one friend we cannot sit next to, even during a funeral. I don't care-
Hoppy: it could be the most serious, sad situation...
*at a funeral*
Person: and when she was...hit by a bus...
Kickin, smiling, glancing at Hoppy*
Person: everything changed...
Hoppy, looks at Kickin*
Both: *smirk* PFFFT-
DogDay: *minding his own business*
A-Catnap: *chops his legs off and runs*
R-DogDay, currently in a wheelchair, noticing: *GASP* (angrily) WHAT THE FUCK-
R-DogDay, venting to Bobby*
R-DogDay: I am....not...
-the others passing by in a speeding car wearing shades, blasting music- *I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI...*
Bobby: *pursed lips, eye twitching*
R-DogDay: um....well.
DogDay minding his own business once more*
Catnap, appears out of nowhere: dude.
DogDay: *shrieks; then relaxes* Oh, hi Catnap. What're you doing here?
Kickin: hey, Hoppy, Thanksgivings over, come help me with the Christmas decorations.
Hoppy, sleeping*
Kickin, throws a stocking at her: *aggressively* HOPPY! HELP ME WITH THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!
Bubba: what we need to do is get focused, and stop pointing fingers- *immediately points at Catnap* you're a problem.
Catnap: ...
Bubba: you're a real, real problem.
Kickin: I'm hungry.
Hoppy: so lick that coat! You smell like a-
Kickin: grilled cheese.
Hoppy: wha??
Kickin: grill me a cheese.
Hoppy: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
Kickin: *sad boi sobbing sounds*
Hoppy: oh for gods sake...
*in the afterlife after A-Catnap was killed by the prototype*
*rain pouring*
Catnap: see the...the rain is nice but...I-I don't really like getting wet. *finds shelter*
*still gets rained on*
Catnap: wh-what in the world?... no, I.. I went under the awning, it's... it's still raining! Why's it still raining?...I did what I was supposed to.
Catnap: that's not fair...
*Young DogDay and Catnap sitting together peacefully*
DogDay, blinks at Catnap: ..last night I had a dream I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard.
Catnap: ...
DogDay: ..which is weird, cuz you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
Catnap: *blinks*
Kickin: you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.
Hoppy: ...go on...
Kickin, squinting his eyes: ...no.
Picky, randomly: I like apples and bananas.
Bubba: ...me too bro, me too.
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