Smiling Critters!! :)

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Catnap: I am in Spain without the "spin".
DogDay: ....what?
*heavy metal playing the background*
Catnap: AAAAAAAAHHHHH-

Catnap: should we do it? Should we go do the correct thing? HA HA HA HA! Never! Let's make poor decisions!! WOOO-

Bobby: wanna know who's to blame for your low self-esteem?
Crafty: yes!
Bobby: close your eyes and I'll show you.
Crafty, covering her eyes: okay...
Bobby, holding a mirror facing Crafty: open.
Crafty: *GASP*
Bobby: that's right.
Crafty: mirrors....
Bobby: No-

Hoppy, touches wall: Hehe, I touched the WALL. *starts hysterically laughing*
Everyone else: ....
Hoppy: I... *inhales* swear I'm not on drugs-

*knocks on the door*
DogDay, opens the door: Yes? Who is it?
Catnap: OOGA BOOGA-
Everyone: *screaming*

DogDay, wearing shades: 1!
Kickin: what comes after 1?
Hoppy, wearing shades: 2!
Kickin: what comes after 2?
Crafty, wearing shades: 3!
Kickin: what comes after 3?
Picky, wearing shades: FOOOOOOOUUURR-
Kickin: (DogDay playing the electric guitar) I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 4! (Hoppy playing the drums) I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 4! (Picky DJ-ing)I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOOOOOOUUUUURRR-

DogDay, wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit, holding a microphone: what is "C" for?
Kickin, wearing a Cookie Monster outfit: C4 is a fucking explosive.
DogDay: no, what is "C" for?
Kickin: "C" is for cock.
DogDay: ...what's your costume?
Kickin: Cookie Monster!
DogDay: what is "C" for?
Kickin: cookies!

Crafty: I'd do some fucked up shit for some free education-
*knocks on the window* I heard that...
Crafty: ...what the fuck...? *gets up to open the blinds*
*Pledge of allegiance music starts playing in the background, meanwhile DogDay is standing there with a president Lincoln outfit and smug face*
Crafty: PFT-

Catnap, who just woke up, covered in lipstick kisses*
DogDay, recording: bro what happened to your face? Did you do that?
Crafty: I did not do that. *laughs*
Kickin, with lipstick on: then who did?
*laughter*
DogDay, flips camera to himself; he's also wearing lipstick: yeah, who?
*laughter*

*DogDay and Catnap having a conversation*
Hoppy: if you can make them laugh and giggle!
*silence*
Kickin: you can make that booty shake and jiggle.
Both Catnap and DogDay: WHA-?!

Hoppy, reading a comment about her: *clicks tongue* "You lookin like the phrase, 'ladies, and gentlemen'.
DogDay: *immediately starts dying of laughter/wheezing*
Hoppy: ...
DogDay: *inhale; continues dying*

Kickin, talking to DogDay: touch your toes.
DogDay: *does as he says*
Kickin: now spell run.
DogDay: R-U-N. R-U-N....
Kickin: *holding in laughter*
DogDay: R-U- hold up man, what the fu-
Kickin: *laughing*

DogDay: you're just wearing it to piss me off!
Catnap: ...is it working?
DogDay: YeS, so take it off! We look totally gay!
Catnap: I AM gay.
DogDay, blushing: well IM not!
Catnap: then why are you wearing that turtleneck?
DogDay, cocks gun: take it off.
Catnap: ...*chuckles* you better put that back in your PURSE.

Hoppy: Guess who's walking around like the biggest bitch around town? You wanna know what? Cause my boyfriend got me one of- *pulls out taser and presses it* *BZZZZZZZZZ*

Hoppy, walking in, sees a dead body in the floor: what happened to him?
A-Catnap, in a deep voice, unbothered: he died.

DogDay, held hostage: gentlemen! Gentlemen! Let's be civil about this. Let's make a deal! You surrender, and you don't die. How does that sound?
Person: heh! Heh! And how do you intend to kill us?
DogDay: oh, no, I can't kill you. But my buddy can! Say hi buddy!
A-Catnap, in a deep voice: Hiiiiiii~

Bubba: if I ever, find one of these lying around again, I swear to FUCKING GOD... I will stop being so polite. Get the FUCK out of my sight before I demolish you.

Bobby: what's your favorite color, DogDay?
DogDay: Blue! No, green.
Bobby: awesome! I love learning about you.
DogDay: I fucked up, it's yellow.

Bobby: do me a favor?
Catnap: ...
Bobby: be sweet to DogDay. He kind of has a crush on you.
Catnap: really? I...had no idea.
Bobby: of course you didn't. Boys never do. *walks away*
Catnap: *PFFT*
DogDay, who was hiding behind him, blushing: SHUT UP!
Catnap: *chuckles*

Catnap: now I've got to get back before DogDay realizes I'm not in bed.
DogDay, sitting up in bed: Catnap? Catnap!

Hoppy: I don't wanna be somebody's dream girl anymore! I want to be their absolutely worse NIGHTMARE! *feral noises*

DogDay: could be an absolute failure, but knowing me, and knowing Catnap, this is just gonna go, just fine...
Catnap: I killed a man today...I lured him to death with a can of baked beans.... That's my favorite way of doing it...

DogDay: you can return this, it's what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.
Catnap, opens bag: nothing in here but chapstick. *realizes, looks at him*
DogDay: ...suffer.

Catnap: are we dating?
DogDay: ...do you want to?
Catnap: yes!! Jesus Christ! How is this a question?! Yes! I want to date you, you dumb, adorable fucking dog!

DogDay: are you okay?
Crafty: yeah! I'm good... haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but...yeah. I'm good.
DogDay: uhhh, you should go to bed.
Crafty: I can't go to bed!

Catnap, working at a grocery store: sir, please don't throw hotdogs at me. *gets hit* I got my bachelors for this.
...
Catnap: I'm going to hang myself!
...
Catnap: you want to walk to my manager?
Catnap: DogDay, some BITCH wants to talk to you.

R-DogDay, holding a Plush Catnap in his arms: say "hi Daddy" say "hi Daddy".
Plush Catnap: hi Daddy.
A-Catnap: *blinks*
Hoppy, walking in looking at them: whose goddamn plush baby is that?

DogDay: you do swim, do you not?
Catnap: oh, I swim, pretty boy- pr-pretty good, pretty good! S-good. Swim good. Pretty good. I swim pretty good.

Catnap: AAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHH!!!!
DogDay: AH! WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Catnap: SEX!
DogDay: WHAT?!
Catnap: SEX!
DogDay: AAAH-

A-Catnap, writing on a piece of paper: Take it.
Crafty: is this.. are you giving me your number?
A-Catnap: you can reach me anytime.
Crafty: but, for what?
A-Catnap: if anybody gives you trouble, just call me. I'll fucking kill 'em for ya.