This will be a series in my book. I'll abbreviate this to Brozone cah probably. For those who don't know cards against humanity is a party game for horrible people. These will contain swearing, dark humor and inappropriate jokes
John drew the black card, reading it to himself before reading it aloud.
"Aw fuck me. Don't do that." JD mumbled, placing the card face down.
"What's wrong? What does it say?" Clay asked, wondering what would give his brother that reaction.
"It says : During sex, I like to think about blank." John says, sighing as he puts the card face up in the middle of the table.
Cue the sounds of muffled giggling as his brothers sort through their cards.
After all of them have handed in their cards, John Dory gives them a shuffle before reading them aloud.
"During sex, I like to think about dying. A little fucked up but ok. During sex, I like to think about copping a feel. Sounds about right. During sex, I like to think about the milk man. How'd you know? I'm joking. During sex, I like to think about Christopher Walken. Weird but I'm not gonna judge. Alright who had the milk man?" JD says, holding up the black card.
"Me." Floyd says confidently, taking the black card from John.
"Damn, I thought 'copping a feel' would win." Bruce says with a laugh.
"I had 'dying' which I thought was the right amount of fucked up." Branch laughs as he draws another card.
"Which means Clay had Walken." JD says, smiling
"It felt fitting, fuck you." Clay joked, flicking John Dory off.
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Brozone Brain Rot
Fanfictioncover doesn't belong to me. belongs to b0ner-mobile. these are brozone stories I've written. some are aus, it's mostly just fluff. like the sweetest tooth rotting fluff
