Brozone Brain Rot

Brozone CAH 5

"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?" Clay asked, setting the black card in the middle of the table.

"I don't think it'll be your CPA skills." John Dory joked as he looked through his cards.

"Depends on how far back he goes. If he goes back in time to when math wasn't that advanced, he'll seem like the smartest troll alive." Floyd says, handing Clay his card.

"I cast subtraction of self ." Branch joked, doing an impression of a wizard and pointing a stick like a wand.

All of them laughed at Branch's impression and dramatics, the alcohol making it even funnier.

"Oh shit dude. That's stupid but so funny. Oh, I got all the cards. What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? Dead parents?! How will that convince people that I'm a powerful wizard? Oh my troll! What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? Self-loathing. I don't think that'll do it but ok. What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? Scientology. That might do it. And what will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? African children. That's worse than dead parents. Who had scientology?" Clay read the cards aloud, the other bros giggling at his reactions.

"That was me." Bruce spoke up confidently, taking the black card.

"Which one of you motherfuckers had African children?" Clay shouted, throwing said card down.

Branch slowly raised his hand, not looking anyone in the eyes.

"Branch! That's messed up dude." JD gasped

"I had dead parents." Floyd piped up, drawing another white card.

"No it's 'I have dead parents' Floyd. Duh!" John said, it was hard to tell if he was joking or not.

They all looked at John Dory in shock, trying to figure out if he was serious or not.

"John! I can't tell if you're joking." Floyd said sadly but was trying not to laugh.

"Join the club because neither can I!" John Dory said jovially.

Clay let out a snort, holding his head in his hands.

"Ok, that's enough. No more mentioning our possibly dead parents, John." Bruce said in a parental tone.

"Aw man, but what if someone plays that card again?" JD playfully whined, kicking his feet under the table with a smile on his face.

"Then you'll have to have some goddamn self control." Bruce teased, jokingly scolding John Dory.

John just giggled, smiling cheekily as he drew the next black card.

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with blank. Alright give me some weapons boys." JD said, setting the card down and taking a drink of his beer.

"I don't trust you with weapons, I ain't giving you shit." Clay joked, passing his card over to John Dory.

"I'll have you know, that I already have many weapons. So I don't need your shitty weapon." John teased, sticking his tongue out at Clay.

Floyd let out a muffled laugh while trying to pick a card before settling on one.

"Alright, what weapons you guys giving me? I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with fear itself. That should work. I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the Amish. I think that's less likely to work. I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with third base. Third base? That's a completely different kind of war. I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with passable transvestites. I'm not even going to comment on that. Third base is the winner." John said, still chuckling about it.

"That was me." Branch said cockily, taking the black card from JD.

"Nice, I had fear itself." Floyd said, nodding at Branch.

"I had the Amish. I thought farmers would be good at war I guess. Apparently I was wrong." Clay said defeatedly as he took a swig of his beer.

"No comments Brucie on your card?" John said, smiling as Bruce just shook his head.

They all just laughed.

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