Brozone Brain Rot

Brozone CAH 11

This one Hickory joins in. Branch invited Hickory to embarrass JD and Floyd. It leans more towards Hickdory than Flickory.

Translations: Es tut mir Leid = I'm sorry, Testen Sie mich nicht. =Don't test me,  Vielleicht werde ich dich testen. = Maybe I'll test you.

"Who did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? Why do we always get these cards after talking about cannibalism?" Floyd asked, laughing softly as he holds his head in his hands.

"Probably because we're terrible people who casually talk about cannibalism." Branch jokes as he puts down his white card.

"I mean it would solve lots of problems. Like overpopulation." Clay points out, handing Floyd his card.

"Lots of other cultures practice it. It's often for ritual purposes. But, it also can make you sick and/or kill you. Depends on how and what you eat." John answers, taking a sip from his drink. It's a moment before he realizes how his brothers are staring at him.

"I didn't eat anybody!" John Dory defends, holding his hands up.

"Ok, but you just sounded like you spoke from experience. Just a bit worried you were gonna start gnawing on one of us." Bruce joked, passing his card to Floyd.

Branch looks over and rereads the card.

"The card says 'what' not 'who'. I thought Vin Diesel was eating someone for dinner, it's nothing like that." Branch says, giving a pointed look to Floyd.

"Oh shit, I read that wrong. Sorry, here's your cards back. I'm a little drunk." Floyd giggled, passing the cards back out.

"We, like, just started. Were you pregaming?" Clay jokes, picking his card back up.

"I mean, I wasn't not pregaming. I had a couple of drinks before I came over." Floyd said quietly, sipping his drink.

JD sighs, rolling his eyes a little before putting down his card.

"Hey...hey. I was having fun." Floyd said, defending himself as he pouted a little.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door to the bunker. The brothers looked up, curious at who could be there.

"There he is." Branch whispered with a smug smile before getting up from his chair to let the person in.

The others shared looks of puzzlement while waiting for Branch to get back. Branch came back with Hickory, causing John and Floyd to have a light blush on their faces.

"What's this tall drink of water doing here?" Floyd says, giggling a little.

Branch tries not to laugh at the state Floyd is in, he's clearly trying to be flirtatious but he looks ridiculous.

"Floyd no." John Dory mutters, looking away.

"He's here to play with us. Is that alright?" Branch asks smugly, seeing the effect Hickory's presence had on his brothers.

"Yeah, it's more than alright~" Floyd teased, completely forgetting where he was and who he was around for a moment.

"Ok, well deal him in." Branch said, taking his seat again.

"Floyd, deal him in since the cards are closest to you. Clay, would you please go get Floyd some water?" JD says, hiding his face in his hands.

Bruce rubs John's back, noticing the blush crawling down his neck.

Clay gets up to get the water while Floyd tries to count out cards for Hickory. Clay hands the glass of water to Floyd before taking the cards from him. Clay shuffles the cards before dealing out ten to Hickory.