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TODAY WE'RE GOING OVER MY TOP 5 FAVORITE FANFICS, I'M SURE YOU CARE!!!!
NUMBER 5 Just Not's Burger King Bonanza by objecks
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The last thing you want in your burger king burger is just not's bonanza, but as it turns out, that might be what you get...
This is only on AO3, and it's some of the FUNNIEST SHIT I've had the blessing of reading
It's an insanely creative story, at <500 hits, chances are you haven't read it, so I highly recommend it, chuck-filled with jokes and sillies, but also an underlying message that's frankly quite cute! I read this one recently, it seriously blew my mind how much I liked it.
If you want a short summary, basically, Just Not go to the real world to get some burger king, everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong. Obama is in the fucking fic, how can this NOT be the greatest BFDI content of all time?? OBAMA!!
I also really liked the burger king worker, Wendy. Oh and Pillow is an anarchist, I need to stop saying shit please read this it's only 11k words but it's 11k words I wouldn't change for anything
NUMBER 4 The Weight of Time by silverwingsdragon
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Another single-chapter
This one came to my feed the dawn before BFB 30, I was in an emotionally vulnerable place, it was late in the night and I wanted to read something before sleeping... something short
This thing gave me a god damn existential crisis, it's so good, it has barely anything to do with BFDI, but damn is it good
Golf Ball is an old ass who has lived for billions of years and she doesn't know what to do with her life, so she's ready to die. She has a heart to heart with Tennis Ball about it, there's werewolves for some reason? Eh, who cares
The ending... will destroy you, at least it destroyed me
Worst thing is that the author replied to my comment and suggested a song to listen to after reading it, Someday by Sugar Ray, it's a perfect complimentary track for this masterpiece, I ugly cried after hearing it, cried some of the hardest tears I've ever cried, yeah, that was all on the same night
