I've changed my mind!

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I said earlier that I don't have any gender headcannons. 


That was a lie! 


I have one, count them one, gender headcannon!


The Nomicon uses it/its pronouns!


It's a book. It would make sense that it uses it/its pronouns. 


It would be neutral on they/them pronouns but absolutely despises he/him or she/her pronouns.


The Nomicon did not spend 800 years collecting the experiences of every ninja to conform to gender stereotypes!


The Nomicon has no gender. 


Just because the Nomicon is sentient and has a human form does not mean that it does. The Nomicon is too advanced for gender. Gender has no use for an ancient book. What would the Nomicon do with a gender? All it would cause is the Nomicon being looked down on by sexist people (Which it does not choose as Ninjas)!


However, the Nomicon is fine with nicknames or titles.


For instance the Ninja of 2003, Rebecca, despite being fired from her position as the Ninja for her irresponsibility would constantly call the Nomicon "Giirrlll~" in that fun teasing way that teenage girls do with their best friends. The Nomicon didn't care.


The Nomicon was also called, dude and man multiple times and it didn't care then either.


The Nomicon has been referred to as a parent, both mother and father, by multiple Ninjas before and it takes the titles in stride. Usually which version is used depends on the type of family bond that the Ninja feels. The Nomicon has also been called uncle and aunt before.


The Nomicon takes pride in all of the familial titles. And knows that Randy views the Nomicon as a father figure. 


The Nomicon holds no malice towards any gendered titles as long as it is not referred to as these genders.

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