The Ninja Slayer Extras: Headcannons and Drabbles

Incorrect Quotes #38

Giyuu: Zenitsu, you risked your life to save me!
Zenitsu: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Randy: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in pizza.
Zenitsu: So, you're not going to share?
Randy: I'm not going to share.

Zenitsu: *watching his house burn down*
Zenitsu:
Zenitsu: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Giyuu, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Zenitsu, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Randy, bitterly: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Randy Jr.
Zenitsu: But who comes up when you look up Randy on Google?
Giyuu: That's what I thought!
Zenitsu: One Randy to rule them all!

Nomicon: God is no longer with us, I'll take over.

Zenitsu: Hey guys, today Randy pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Zenitsu: The benefits of killing him are that I would get pushed way less.

Zenitsu: Stop failing.
Randy: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Randy: *Succeeds*
Randy: Dang it!

Nomicon: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Randy: IT.
Giyuu: Annabelle.
First Ninja: Paranormal Activity.
Zenitsu: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

Nomicon: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Zenitsu: Take them!
Giyuu: Punch them in the neck!
Randy: Say thank you!
First Ninja: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Nomicon: 
Nomicon: No.

Randy: So, what are we doing?
Zenitsu: Wasting our lives.
Randy: I meant for lunch...

First Ninja: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Zenitsu: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
First Ninja: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Zenitsu: Oh, no, I do.
First Ninja: Well, what is it?
Zenitsu: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.

Nomicon: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Literally every Ninja ever: Okay?
Nomicon: 
Nomicon: 
Nomicon: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't, so—

Giyuu, staring at Randy in a cage: ...Why is he in a cage?
Zenitsu: Because he growled at me.

First Ninja: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Giyuu: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.