The Red Haired Devil

Chapter 3

Kairi was asleep next to Ace and Sabo was on the other side of him sleeping the opposite, with Luffy on the other side of Sabo, sleeping like Ace and Kairi.

Dogra looked between the four sleeping on the ground.

"Why are they wounded? They're all bandaged!" he said looking at them. Magra then notice that there was a fourth one. Sabo took the covers and unconsciously covered his face. "Whoa! Boss! Boss! We have a problem!"

"Hmm? It's still early. What's wrong...?" Dadan asked walking to the room. "Whoa! What's going on here?! One, two, three..." Her eyes landed on a fourth pair of feet. "Huh? One, two, three... Huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy... Huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy... Huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy... Huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy... Huh? Ace... Kairi... Luffy... Huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy, huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy, huh? Ace, Kairi, Luffy, huh? Ace! Kairi! Luffy! Who is that?!" Luffy sat up.

"Who is who?" he asked and laid back down. Kairi sat up and groaned.

"It's too early. Keep it down," she said falling back down as Ace sat up and looked at Dadan.

"It's still early. You're too loud!" he said before laying back down. Sabo sat up and then laid right back down.

"How come there is one more kid?!" Dadan asked. "Who the hell are you?!" Sabo sat back up and Kairi realized she wasn't gonna be getting anymore sleep.

"Are you talking about me?" he asked rubbing his eyes and then grinned. "I'm Sabo. Hey, you must be Dadan!" Dadan walked towards him as Kairi stood up and stretched.

"Sabo? I've heard that name before!"

"Oh, yeah? That makes it easier! Thank you for taking care of me from today!" he said grabbing her hand she knocked his away as Kairi snickered.

"Taking care? Don't tell me that you're gonna stay here..." Sabo smiled as he farted and Kairi shook her head and sighed. "Don't answer me with a fart!" He sheepishly laughed and scratched his forehead as he farted again. "You must be kidding! I heard that you're a worthless brat, too!"

"Oh yeah? I heard that you were a worthless old hag too!" Kairi couldn't help but laugh as he farted again.

"That's unnecessary information! I don't wanna look after one more brat!"

"But I heard that you're a good worthless old hag because you can't refuse a request."

"Suck up," Kairi mumbled and then grinned. 

"I heard that you're a truly manly worthless old hag!"

"Truly manly? I'm a woman! I'm not a gender bender!" Sabo just smiled and laughed. And after a minute of staring him down, she let out a defeated sigh. "Ace! Kairi! Luffy! Sabo! I'm giving you a place to stay! You gotta get to work already!"

"Thank you, Dadan!" Sabo said and Kairi seen that Luffy and Ace were up too.

They all got ready and Kairi put her sword back up and grabbed her pipe. They took off out of the house.

"See ya!" they yelled.

"Hey, Luffy! Kairi! You both stay here and do some laundry and clean the house!" Dadan yelled.

"Not happening!" Kairi yelled as she continued to run.

"No way!" Luffy yelled sticking his tongue out at her. "Oh. Ace, Kairi, Sabo, wait!" He ran to catch up with them.

"Oh, yeah!" Sabo said remembering something and they all stopped. Their sudden stop caused Luffy to run into Sabo and fall on his butt. "I forgot to tell them." He turned back to Dadan's house. "Hey, Dadan! While we're gone, the Bluejam clan might come by so be careful!"