Blackmail

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'The sharpshooter' added 'The heartrender' , 'The Fjerdan' and 'Wylan' to tzhe group HELP ME BLACKMAIL KAZ

The sharpshooter- guys guys guys guys guys

The heartrender- What???

The Fjerdan- 'Help me Blackmail Kaz' ????

The Fjerdan- How could you posssibly Blackmail Kaz??

Wylan- and with what???

The sharpshooter- Ooookaaayyy look

The sharpshooter- But you can't say anything to Inej or Kaz cuz thev're going to kill me

The heartrender- jesper! Come on bro!! I am waiting!

The sharpshooter- So Wylan taught me how to hack

Wylan- I wish I never did

The sharpshooter- so I hacked myself in the private chat of Kaz and Inej

The Fjerdan- Uh-Oh that's starting to sound bad...

The sharpshooter- And I saw that Kaz was asking Inej out on a 'date'

The heartrender- YASSS I ALWAYS SAID THAT THEY'RE A GOOD COUPLE

Wylan- I don't like the sound of it

The sharpshooter- Wait I'll send the photo

*sends the photo*

The heartrender- Couldn't he have done it more romantically??

The Fjerdan- It's a miracle he even did ask, Nina

The sharpshooter- Now I wanna blackmail Kaz, but he told me if I did it, he's going to get my Dad

Wylan- Uhhh to tell your Dad?

The Fjerdan- Just leave it, Jesper. You're in a lot of oroblems already

The heartrender- BROOO ARE YOU INSANE??? WE HAVE TO BLACKMAIL THIS BITCH!!

The Fjerdan- Nina calm down darling

The sharpshooter- So.. how are we gonna do it??

The heartrender- We have to blackmail him on smth hilarious

Wylan- I have an idea... Maybe no black coffee for a week??

The Fjerdan- I think that's good

The sharpshooter- One week???

The heartrender- One week???

Wylan- yes...

The heartrender- A MONTH BABYYY

The Fjerdan- He's going to be insane

Wylan- And we are the ones who will suffer from this

The Fjerdan- And we have a meeting tomorrow. Without coffe and a meeting... he won't like it

The heartrender- okkk I am the one who  is going to write to him

The sharpshooter- ok I've had enough anyway

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private chat between 'The heartrender' and 'Dirtyhands'

The heartrender- KAZZLE DAZZLE

Dirtyhands- What did I say abt this silly nickname Nina??

The heartrender- Now that's the last thing you need to worry abt

Dirtyhands- There's nothing I need to worry abt

The heartrender- Not now that I know that you can be romatic:)

Dirtyhands- The bastard of the barrel is not a romantic

The heartrender- But you obviously have a crush on Inej!!!

Dirtyhands- What business Nina??

The heartrender- YOU DIDN'T DENY!! OMG YOU DIDN'T DENY!!!!!!!!

Dirtyhands- NINA! What Do you want?

The heartrender- I want to Tell you that you can't Drink Coffee for one month

Dirtyhands- and who told you that I am going to do that?

The heartrender- Oh you are. Because of this

*sends photo*

Dirtyhands- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Dirtyhands- JESPER YOU LITTLE PODGE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

The heartrender- NOW now we don't want to be impolite. And don't even try cuz Inej will be Stalking you

Dirtyhands- She won't

The heartrender- Just you wait, I am going to ask her

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Private Chat between 'The heartrender' and 'The Wraith'

The heartrender- INEJ INEJ INEJ

The Wraith- What is it?

The heartrender- We blackmailed Kaz

The Wraith- Oh God. What did you do?

The heartrender- He can't drink Coffee for one month or every one is going to know abt your date

The Wraith- WHY can't you just let him ask me??

The heartrender- Come one Inej don't be a fun killer

The Wraith- fine. What Do you want me to do?

The heartrender- Stalk him, and if He drinks Coffee Tell me.

The Wraith- Alright

The heartrender- This is going to be fun :)






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