Private chat between 'The Wraith' and 'The heartrender'
The heartrender- INEJ! Can you do me a favor?
The Wraith- Oh Saints, do your favors never end?
The heartrender- Plssss, that's the last one
The Wraith- I highly doubt that, but anyways, what do you want?
The heartrender- When Kaz texts you, calls you or goes to your house, DON'T ANSWER
The Wraith- Why??
The heartrender- cuz I'm going to prank him
The Wraith- Ninaaaa will you ever leave this poor man alone?
The heartrender- No hehehehehe
The Wraith- And the others? Should I ignore rhem too?
The heartrender- No no, they're part of the act, I organized everything
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The Crows Anounncements
The heartrender- KAZ!!!!
Dirtyhands- What is it, Zenik?
The sharpshooter- INEJ IS DEAD!
Dirtyhands- No way, I don't believe you
The Fjerdan- It's true, demjin. I saw her die in front of me
Dirtyhands- What? but... HOW??
Dirtyhands- She's far too smart to just let herself get killed
The heartrender- we were all on a walk, and then suddenly a shot rang out. The bullet hit Inej in the head. I'm so sorry, I tried everything to rescue her, but she was gone
Wylan- This is so sad. Inej was an important part of this crew
Dirtyhands- SHE IS NOT DEAD! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY AGAIN! WICH; FOR YOUR INFORMATION; YOU SUCK AT!
The sharpshooter- Hey! I AM funny!
Dirtyhands- I'll text her
The heartrender- You need to believe us Kaz
The Fjerdan- Why would we lie abt smth like this?
Wylan- I would never do that
Dirtyhands- Well I don't believe you
Dirtyhands- Shit, Inej SAY SMTH!
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Private Chat between 'The Wraith' and 'Dirtyhands'
Dirtyhands- Inej
Dirtyhands- I know you're not dead
Dirtyhands- SHIT, INEJ ANSWER
Dirtyhands- Believe me that's not turning out good for you
Dirtyhands- SO FOR YOUR OWN F***ING SAKE, YOU BETTER ANSWER
Dirtyhands- Inej, if this is a poor trick, I swear I'm gonna kill you myself then
Dirtyhands- *calls*
Dirtyhands- PICK UP YOUR DAMN PHONE INEj
Dirtyhands- *calls*
Dirtyhands- I'm coming over
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The Crows Anounncements
Dirtyhands- I'm going to Inej's
Dirtyhands- If she's dead, where's her body?
The heartrender- They took her from me, saying that they'll bring her to the Reaper's Barge
Dirtyhands- WHAT?? ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME??
The sharpshooter- I tried to stop him but couldn't
The Fjerdan- I even tried to hit him
Dirtyhands- Why are you all so calm? Didn't Inej mean anything at all to you?
Wylan- Ofc!! I'm playing sad songs on my flute rn
The heartrender- HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH THING!! I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT RN
The sharpshooter- And I'm shooting everything I see
Dirtyhands- That's enough! I don't need to know how everyone of you grieves!!
Dirtyhands- She's not opening her door
Dirtyhands- SHE'S NOT OPENING HER DAMN DOOR!!!
The Fjerdan- I've been informed that the dead can't open their doors
Dirtyhands- STFU
Dirtyhands- I'm going to the Reaper's Barge to get her body if she's truly dead
Wylan- You're going to the Reaper's Barge??
Dirtyhands- Yes, Is anyone coming with me?
The heartrender- But why is that necessary??
The sharpshooter- Yeah, she's dead you know? What are you going to do with her?
Dirtyhands- THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
The heartrender- Inej, I think that's enough. I don't need him scurrying to Reaper's Barge
Dirtyhands- What? Inej?
The Wraith- Yes, yes I'm alive
The Fjerdan- Prepare yourself for a dirty storm
Dirtyhands- Wait
Dirtyhands- YOU F***ING BITCHES!!! THIS WAS ALL A ACT??? AND YOU INEJ JUST LISTENEND TO THEM?? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SO SILLY?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD??? I WENT OVER TO YOUR F***ING SHITTY HOUSE AND WAS ON MY WAY TO REAPER'S BARGE!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE ALL OF YOU!!
The heartrender- April, April!!
The Fjerdan- This is bad. It isn't even April
Wylan- Umm... Can someone remind me why we did this?
Dirtyhands- Yea, I really want to know your f***ing reasons
The heartrender- Cuz I thought this was going to be funny... Turns out I had a very bad imagination...
The Wraith- I knew this would turn out bad...
Dirtyhands- Just wait Nina. Your April is gonna be pretty shitty...
The sharpshooter- Oh Ghezen
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