Six of crows TEXTING

Snape vs. Kaz

Sooo guys... Hi again!
So this was a request from Iloveselkane! I hope this chapter will fulfill your expectations!

Private chat between "Dirtyhands" and "Snape"

Snape- 50 points from wharever house you're in

Dirtyhands- What the fuck are you talking about??

Snape- Another 30 points for your use of language in front a teacher

Dirtyhands- I don't need a teacher

Dirtyhands- I'm the teacher of myself

Snape- Who are you anyways?

Dirtyhands- Who are you?

Dirtyhands- If you don't even know me, then why are you talking to me?

Snape- ...

Dirtyhands- Now stfu and go do something useful. I still have a job to do

Snape- What do you work anyways?

Dirtyhands- I have to go steal a girl from the other side of the world. Happy now?

Snape- YOU'RE A CRIMINAL!

Dirtyhands- So?

Snape- 70 points from your house

Dirtyhands-Do you even realize that I'm not un a fucking HOUSE??

Dirtyhands- I'm not even in the same world with you

Snape- Oh

Dirtyhands- Exactly. Oh. No go do your magic. In our world magic doesn't even exist.

Snape- I don't like you

Dirtyhands- Fuck you

Snape- You can't talk to me like that!

Dirtyhands- And you can't tell me hat I can and can't do

Snape- It looks like you could need some detention. Today at 5 you're going to come to my office

Dirtyhands- Are you stupid or smth?

Snape- No, why would I be?

Dirtyhands- I'M NOT IN YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL! I'M NOT IN YOUR FUCKING WORLD! AM I SPEAKING INDIAN?

Snape- No you're speaking English.

Snape- And you can't talk to me like that.

Snape- 50 points from your house

'Dirtyhands' has blocked 'Snape'

Snape- 50 points for blocking me

Hiiiiii,

I am backkk!! I hope you liked it! I haven't written here for a long time, so I hope it's still good.
Sry for the short chapterr.

Love yaaaa, byeee ❤️❤️❤️