The three kings of hell

Sinsmas

[The episode begins with Stolas waking up in a mountain of horse plushies, much to his surprise. The camera pans around the apartment showing various horse themed objects, even a horse show on TV. The camera goes to Blitzo, who is in the kitchen making breakfast.]

Blitzo: Well, good morning there, Prince Sleeps A Lot! *chuckles* You sleep well, big bird?

Stolas: *yawns* Best I could I suppose...

[He looks at a rocking horse who is missing an eye. He then picks up a horse plushie and tosses it aside.]

Stolas: Uhhhh... My, Blitzo, you sure have a lot of horses...

[Blitzo smiles in response, and Stolas fully turns to him.]

Stolas: Isss there a story behind that?

Blitzo: There is... *darkness reminiscent of flames surround him* But it's way too long and way too traumatic... *the darkness suddenly disappears* Breakfast will be ready in a jiff!

[Blitzo smiles and continues making breakfast. Stolas also smiles before frowning, and walks to a cabinet in the bathroom. He opens the cabinet with a horse and a few other objects and tries to reach for something, but it's not there. He looks down at the running sink.]

Stolas: Blitzo, um... Would you able to grab some-

[The camera cuts to the kitchen, with Blitzo setting eggs on a plate.]

Blitzo: Grab some what?

[Back inside the bathroom, Stolas, looking sad and in distress, looks from the sink up to his reflection in the mirror. He forces a smile before turning the sink off.]

Stolas: Never mind.

[Stolas walks out of the bathroom. He then walks over to the table set up by Blitzo, having their breakfast ready.]

Blitzo: Okay, so, I don't know what you eat so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya! Got some eggs, made 'em special...

[Stolas gags in his mouth a bit. Blitzo realizes what he's done.]

Blitzo: Oh... Oh, shit, I'm sorry... I-Isn't that just like cannibalism for you, isn't it?

Stolas: *poking the eggs with his fork* No, just rather off-putting. But it is protein, I suppose. *eats a bite of his eggs*

Blitzo: Uh-huh... *takes a bite* So, uh, w-wha-what do you normally eat?

Stolas: Oh, normally I'd dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff... Full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities such as roasted vole or... fire koi?

[An intrigued Blitzo simply looks up at Stolas.]

Stolas: A fresh kale salad?

Blitzo: Oh... nice... anything I can get that's affordable?

Stolas: Maybe some... rats?

[As soon as Stolas finishes his sentence, Blitzo quickly gets up and puts their breakfast in the sink to wash the dishes.]

Blitzo: On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon!

Stolas: Mm, well, that'd be nice. Rats were always Via's favorite snack.

[Stolas is about to sip his coffee, until he suddenly remembers Octavia.]

Stolas: *gasps* Oh no! Where's your phone?

[The camera cuts to the palace. Octavia's phone is ringing, and she smiles as she attempts to answer it until Stella snatches it away from her.]

Stella: Sorry, sweetie. No talking to that deadbeat. Andrealphus, look who's finally calling!