[The episode opens with the view of Andrealphus's mansion, then cuts to the tea being poured by an imp butler. Andrealphus picks up the cup of tea and sips.]
Andrealphus: Hmm. You seem in good spirits today.
[The imp butler serves Stella another cup of tea as Stella looks at her make-up compact.]
Stella: Oh yes! (closes her make-up compact and puts it down on the table.) Stolas has had his heart shat on by that little imp cretin he was seeing! *giggles*
Andrealphus: Oh?
Stella: Yes, I believe he finally learnt that that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire.
[Andrealphus suddenly reacts to Stella's mention of Blitzo using the grimoire while Stella cackles.]
Stella: Fucking moron!
[Andrealphus was so shocked, he ends up giving a spit-take, freezing the imp butler in a block of ice. Andrealphus coughs.]
Andrealphus: Gain- Gain access to *coughs* to his what?
Stella: That fancy book thing.
Andrealphus: D-D-N-No, wait, wait, wait, wait! Stolas was letting an imp use his Goetia-given grimoire, and you didn't tell me?
Stella: Why do you care?
Andrealphus: Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power.
[The room starts to get frozen due to Andrealphus' increasing anger.]
Andrealphus: And this whole time, you knew about incredibly illegal thing he was doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW?!
Stella: WELL, DON'T YELL AT ME!
[Stella sits back down and takes another sip on her tea. She takes a glance at her brother.]
Stella: Now you fucking know.
Andrealphus: You... are... so lucky you are hot, Stella.
[Andrealphus gets off the table and walks away. As Stella watches her brother walk away, she continues drinking while the imp butler is still frozen, slowly sliding on the now ice frozen floor.]
[The scene cuts to the I.M.P Headquarters where, in the Blitzo's office, he is interviewing four potential employees. He is squeezing a stress toy that resembles Moxxie before facing the demons.]
Blitzo: So the four of you aaare... Remind me again?
Adorable Intern: We're interns, sir! We're looking for cool businesses to work for.
[The intern hands over Blitzo a poorly made resume, but he cannot hire anyone for the time being due to their near bankruptcy in the previous episode. He takes the resume and crushes it before throwing the paper away.]
Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment.
[Beneath his desk, Blitzo slowly laces his finger to a call button to have one of his coworkers kick the interns out.]
Adorable Intern: Oh, interns work for experience, sir.
[Blitzo paused.]
Blitzo: Come again?
Adorable Intern: Experience!
Blitzo: Ohh, you mean for free.
Adorable Intern: Experience?
Blitzo: Well, I can't argue with free kiddo, you're hired!
[Blitzo happily accepts the imp interns and shakes his hand when Moxxie barged right in with urgency in his face.]
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The three kings of hell
FanfictionThree friends who have know each other all end up in hell what is to happen when they meet again after so many years apart
