What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
She goes home.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
People have seen UFO's
Why do blondes always smile during a thunderstorm?
They think their photo is being taken.
How does a blonde turn on a light after sex?
She opens the car door.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
