For my New Year’s resolution I’m going to give up chips. 5 minutes later
"Now I feel more tempted to eat them!"
20 minutes later
"The chips are right over there and may get eaten and they’re cheese flavoured. Why mom i told you not to buy them. Maybe I should change my resolution to something else like I don’t know umm... giving up broccoli."
And so the cycle continues every year.
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
