Order a pizza 3 minutes before New Year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
You can also walk to phone store of your choice and bring a banana with you. Tell the manager you would like to upgrade to an apple.

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JOKES(for weird people)
UmorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?