# 51

50 4 0
                                        

The difference between you and normal people

Person: Guess what I bought this new cat outfit for Halloween what do you think of it. it only costs $20

You: Yes I made my own cat ears out of cardboard. Lets go outside and stalk cats.

   :Come here kitty kitty.

Cat (scratches me): get away from me you freak.

You: mommy!

JOKES(for weird people)Where stories live. Discover now