The difference between you and normal people
Person: Guess what I bought this new cat outfit for Halloween what do you think of it. it only costs $20
You: Yes I made my own cat ears out of cardboard. Lets go outside and stalk cats.
:Come here kitty kitty.
Cat (scratches me): get away from me you freak.
You: mommy!
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?