Me: COUGH COUGH. Ohh shit! Don’t tell me I have a cold.
Mom: Here is a pill.
Me: Are you trying to kill me! That is not a pill okay it is a choking hazard.
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
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Me: COUGH COUGH. Ohh shit! Don’t tell me I have a cold.
Mom: Here is a pill.
Me: Are you trying to kill me! That is not a pill okay it is a choking hazard.