Halloween.
Me: Going to take the bus to Wal-Mart
Mom: Okay. Be back by 5 pm.
Me: Here are all the guy costumes
Cop, Clown, and a dragon.
Walks to the girls costumes
Sexy cop, Sexy clown and Sexy dragon.
Me: How the hell is that going to scare anybody! Like seriously the only person that's scaring is my mom. And why for less fabric you pay double the price?!
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
