Doctor: It's time to get your needles.
Teacher: LINE UP, and Bob please stop talking.
Friend: I'm scared. Needles are painful as knives!
You: Imagine the needle as the vampire from Twilight.
Friend: No comment.
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
