Every time near a holiday this will happen.
TV: Help these poor children who are suffering from all kinds of diseases.
TV: Now look at this baby's bloody corpse
Me: Eww
TV: Get off your ass and pay 1 thousand dollars so that we stop showing you death. Are you depressed now you horrible person.
Me (crying): I’m so s-sorry children but I don't have enough m-money.
TV: Now that your day is ruined please let this charity rob you. And if we can't rob you we will haunt/traumatize you with baby corpses.
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JOKES(for weird people)
HumorHere is a joke that most girls can relate to. How were emojis created? Answer: By girls on there period. Sad face= My pads messed up! Angry face= Chocolate. Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
