Mal and Evie's dorm
Evie:Wow. This place is so amaz...
Mal:Gross.
Evie:I know, right? Amazingly gross.
Mal:Ew. Ugh! I'm going to need some serious sunscreen.
Evie:Yeah.
Mal:E. Whew! That is much better.
Carlos and Jay's dorm
Carlos:Whoo! Whoa! Ah! Whoa!
Mal:Jay, what are you doing?
Jay:It's called stealing.
Mal:Okay, what's the point?
Jay:Well, Mal, It's like buying whatever I want, except It's free.
Mal:Okay. So, you could do that, or you could leave all of this here and pick it up when we take over the world.
Evie:You sound just like your mom.
Mal:Thank you.
Jay:You do it your way and I'll do it mine.
Carlos:Die, suckers! Jay, come check this thing out. Man, It's awesome.
Mal:Guys! Do I have to remind you what we're all here for?
Jay:Fairy Godmother, blah, blah, blah. Magic wand, blah, blah, blah.
Mal:This is our one chance to prove ourselves to our parents. To prove that we are evil and vicious and ruthless and cruel. Yeah?
All:Yeah.
Mal:Evie, mirror me.
Evie:Mirror, mirror on the... in my hand, where is fairy godmother's wand... stand?
Mal:There it is!
Carlos:Zoom out.
Evie:Magic mirror, not so close. Closer. Closer. Closer.
Carlos:Can I go back to my game? I'm on level three.
Mal:Stop! It's in a museum. Do we know where that is?
Carlos:2.3 Miles from here.
Mal:Come on. Carlos!
Carlos:Coming!
The Museum of Cultural History
Mal:Come on. Check your mirror.
Evie:Is my mascara smudged?
Mal:Yeah. And, hey, while you're at it, why don't you see If you can find us the wand?
Evie:Sure. This way.
Jay:That's your mother's spinning wheel?
Carlos:Yeah, It's kinda dorky.
Mal:It's magic. It doesn't have to look scary. (opens her spelbook)"Magic spindle, do not linger. Make my victim prick a finger."
Jay:Impressive.
Carlos:I got chills.
Mal:Okay, you know what? "Prick the finger, prick it deep. Send my enemy off to sleep."
Man:Ooh!
Mal:Not so dorky now, huh?
Jay:Stand back.
Mal:"Make it easy, make it quick, open up without a kick."
Jay:Ahh!(kicks the door open)
Mal:Coming?
Carlos:Come on, Jay.
Jay:I'm good.
Carlos:Just trying to help.
Mal:Shh. Carlos!
Carlos:Coming.
Evie:So close. Upstairs.
Mal:Come on. Go, go, go, go. Up, up, up, up, up.
Evie:Come on, guys. Almost there.
Evie:Mommy?
Jay:Killer.
Carlos:I will never forget mother's day again.
Jay:Well, the wand's not here. Let's bounce. Let's go
.Maleficent:The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it.
Mal
♫ Look at you, look at me ♫
♫ I don't know who to be ♫
♫ Mother ♫
♫ Is it wrong? Is it right? ♫
♫ Be a thief in the night ♫
♫ Mother ♫
♫ Tell me what to do... ♫
Evie:Mal. Come on.
maleficent
Don't be so serious, darling. I'm sorry.
♫ I was once like you my child, slightly insecure ♫
♫ Argued with my mother too thought I was mature ♫
♫ But I put my heart aside, and I used my head ♫
♫ Now I think it's time you learned what dear old momma said ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be mean? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine? ♫
♫ Well you can spend your life attending to the poor ♫
♫ But when you're evil doing less is doing more ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be very very good at being bad? ♫
♫ I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can ♫
♫ Clawed my way to victory built my master plan ♫
♫ Now the time has come my dear for you to take your place ♫
♫ Promise me you'll try to be an absolute disgrace ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me don't you wanna be cruel ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool ♫
♫ And when you grab that wand that's when your reign begins ♫
♫ Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sin ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be finger lickin' evil to the bone ♫
♫ This is not for us to ponder this was pre-ordained ♫
♫ You and I shall rule together freedom soon regained ♫
♫ Mistress of the universe powerful and strong ♫
♫ Daughter, hear me, help me, join me won't you sing along ♫
Both:♫ Now we're gonna be evil it's true never gonna think twice ♫
Mal♫ And we're gonna be spiteful ♫
Maleficent:
♫ Yes spiteful that's nice
♫ In just an hour or two our futures safe and sure ♫
♫ This mother daughter act is going out on tour ♫
♫ If you wanna be evil and awful and free ♫
♫ Then you should thank your lucky stars that you were born the girl you are ♫
♫ The daughter of an evilicious queen like me ♫
Evie:Hey, I found the wand. Let's go. Here it is
.Jay:Whoo!
Mal:Jay, don't! Wait, no! No! Don't! Ah!
Carlos:A force field and a siren?
Jay:That's just a little excessive.
Mal:Let's go!
Evie:Hurry.
Mal:Come on.
Carlos:Hello? Uh, uh, just give me one second. One second. Uh, yeah, yeah. No, false alarm. It was a malfunction in the, uh, in the 714 chip in the breadboard circuit. Yeah. Okay. Say hi to the missus.
Mal:Carlos!
Carlos:You're welcome.
Mal:Way to go, Jay. Now we have to go to school tomorrow.
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descendants :ben's adopted daughter
FanfictionOnce upon a time, long, long ago... Well, more like 20 years ago, Belle married herbeast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all the kingdoms and got himself elected king of th...
