Ursula's fish and chips
Random pirate:Hey! I wanted the clams.
Uma:And I wanted a sea pony.Life ain't fair!(Mal walks in)
Mal:I'm back.(in a singing voice)
Uma:Loser,party of one.Right this way,please.
Mal:Place stinks.
Uma:Oh, I'm sorry.We're down a butler today...Princess.(mal sits down)
Mal:Where is he?
Uma:You know,I've dreamed of this.You wanting something from me,and me you squirm
like a worm on a hook.
Mal:I'm so flattered that you dream of me.I haven't given you a thought since I left.
Uma:Obviously. You have your perfect,little life, don't you?Doesn't she have the perfect, life?
And we're 20 years into a strike.
Mal:Listen, if you havesome kind of score to with me,game on.I see no need to bring Ben into this.
Uma:It may be a little unnecessary,but, oh,it is so much fun.Here's the deal.
Mal:Just like your mother--always a catch.
Uma:If you win..Ben is free to go.Hmm?Don't you want to knowwhat I get if I win?
Mal:Still dreaming.
Uma:Mm.Last time I checked,your mother thought she had things all sewn up, too, huh?How'd that work outfor her again?(puts her hand on the table for a arm restle)
Mal:On three.
Uma:One.
Mal:Two.
Together:Three.
Uma:You know,that whole princesse act?Ugh. i never bought it for a second.You can a tiaraon a villain,but you're stilla villain.
Mal:And you can slap a pirate hat on,but you're still a Shrimpy.(fake gaps then her eyes glow green)
Uma :If I win...you bring me the wand.(mal loses the armwrestle)
Uma:Now... if you want your beasty boy back,bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand to my ship tomorrow at 12:00 noon...sharp.Oh, and if you blab...you can kiss your baby goodbye.
Hide out
Evie:There's no way we're gonna
give Uma the wand.
Oakley: yeah ,We can't just let her destroy Auradon.
Uma doesn't get the wand,
Carlos:then Ben is toast, guys.
Evie:Right, so, we're gonnagive Uma, of all people,the wand.
Jay:Do we have another choice?
Mal:Wait! You guys! Your 3D printer.
Carlos:A fake wand?
Mal:Yes!
Carlos:In my sleep.
Evie:And the second Uma tests it,she'll know it's fake.
Oakley:Well, okay, so then we just get my dad out fast.
Mal:We need some kind of diversion.
Jay:smoke bombs That's perfect.
Evie:I'll get the chemicals I need
from Lady Tremaine's place.That work.Oh, and sick hair,by the way.Evil stepmom seriouslystepped up her game.
Mal:Okay, do you want to know something? Dizzy did this.
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descendants :ben's adopted daughter
FanfictionOnce upon a time, long, long ago... Well, more like 20 years ago, Belle married herbeast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all the kingdoms and got himself elected king of th...
