Part 11

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Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom

Fairy GodmotherChildren, excuse me. Um, as you know, uh, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep. And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, me and Oakley arranged for a special treat.(puts the computer on)

Maleficent:I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

Fairy Godmother:Kids!

Maleficent:Is it... is it... is...

Jafar:Press enter.

Maleficent:Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on? Ugh, It's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equip... Oh!

Evil Queen:Evie, It's mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Maleficent:Don't you mean the weeds?

Cruella:Ooh! Who's the old bat?And the little unruly child(Oakley 's jaw drops)

Mal:This is Fairy Godmother.And this is Oakley,she's the future kings daughter.

Maleficent:Still doing tricks with eggplants?

Fairy Godmother:I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.

Maleficent:You really couldn't give Cinderella till one A.M.? I mean, really. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? 

Fairy Godmother:They were mice! They were not... they were mice. They were not...

Mal:Thank you so much. Thank you.

Fairy Godmother:They were mice.

Mal:Hi, mom.Maleficent:Mal! I m-m-miss you.

Jafar:You children are never far from our thoughts.

Mal:I got it.

Maleficent:How long must mommy wait to see you?

Mal:Um, there's a big coronation coming up. I think sometime probably after... that.

Maleficent:When?

Oakley:Friday, 10 A.M.

Maleficent:You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan... you... you little nugget that I love so much.

Mal:Yes, I completely understand, mother.

Cruella:Carlos, is that a dog? Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand. It would make the perfect size for earmuffs.

Carlos:He's the perfect size for a pet.

Cruella:Oh!

Carlos:This dog loves me, and I love him. And fyi, your dog is stuffed!

Cruella:Oh!

Carlos:So give it a rest!

Jafar:Oh-ho! Burn!

Cruella:Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, you two-bit salesman!

Jafar:People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.

Cruella:Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors. Enough!

Fairy Godmother:I'm so sorry.

Jay:Thanks for the special treat.

Fairy Godmother:Of course.

Evie:M? What do you think our parents are gonna do to us. If we don't pull this off?

Mal:I think they will be quietly disappointed in us, but ultimately... Proud of us for doing our best.

Carlos:Really?

Mal:No, I think we are definitely goners.

Jay and Carlos' Dorm

Mal:Okay, we all know what this looks like. So it'll be up on the dais under the beast's spell jar, and we'll be coming in from here. I will be in the very front. You all will be up in the balcony. Okay. Carlos?

Carlos:Okay, so I'll find our limo, so we can break the barrier, and, uh, get back on the island with the wand.

Mal:Perfect. Evie?

Evie:Yeah?

Mal:You will use this to take out the driver. Two sprays and he'll be out like a light.

Evie:Okay. M? You want to break Ben's love spell?

Mal:Yeah. You know, for after. I don't... I've just been thinking, you know, when the villains finally do invade Auradon, and begin to loot and kick everyone out of their castles and imprison their leaders and destroy all that is good and beautiful, Ben still being in love with me just seems a little extra... cruel.


The Kitchen

Mal:

♫ A million thoughts in my head ♫
♫ Should I let my heart keep listening? ♫
♫ I know It's time to say good-bye ♫
♫ So hard to let go ♫

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