Chapter 20- Shaken

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Two nights after their initial meeting, Peter found himself face to face with Deadpool again. This time the man seemed more energetic, almost too much so. 

Running around Peter singing Let it Go from Frozen of all things. Why, Peter had no idea. Let's recount. 

Peter landed on a roof, Deadpool appeared moments later, talking about how Olaf should've been enough of a sacrifice to save Anna because if it isn't just romantic true love and only a deep pure form of love needed then Olaf should've been enough and then proceeding to sing Let it Go while running in circles around him. 

Peter already had a headache that night, so he took off. Leaving the man in the dust. Running towards a scream heard a few blocks over. When he reached the alleyway he saw a man pointing a gun at the woman. 

"Give me your purse. No, don't reach into it, just hand it over!" The woman shakily handed over her purse. 

But before the man could either search it for money, or just take off with it, Spider-Man jumped down. 

"You know, you could've asked nicely. Its give me your purse, please. Yoink." Spider-Man snatched the purse with a web. With another flick of his wrist he webbed the gun and threw it towards a dumpster. 

Spider-Man turned and gave the woman back her purse. 

"Here you go ma'am, everything safe and sound. Now, be careful walking these back alleys at night, they're a hive for idiots like this one." He said pointing towards the man. But Peter didn't see the other man pull out a knife and step towards him. 

His spider sense would've went off and he could've easily taken the man down, again. But he didn't have to, because out of nowhere came Deadpool, slicing through the mans hand. 

Spider-Man stilled in horror, the woman ran, the man dropped to the ground screaming. 

"And with a flick of the wrist superstar Deadpool takes down the man with the knife! Hold your applause, thank you thank you." 

Spider-Man was still stunned, but immediately rushed forward and wrapped the mans wrist, arm? What was still left of his forearm. 

"What the hell was that!" Spider-Man turned to Deadpool angrily. 

"I took down the bad man! Now he cant do bad no more! Wait no, he totally can, we aren't ableist white shut up-" Spider-Man cut him off by webbing his mouth. 

"I- I cant believe you just did that, holy, I, come on man stay awake." Spider-Man lifted the man and took off, leaving Deadpool trying to get the webbing off his mouth. 

Spider-Man managed to get the man to a hospital in record time, hoping that he would be okay. Who knew where Deadpool's katanas had been, he only hoped the man wouldn't get some infection. 

Peter swung through the air as fast as he could towards the alley he had left Deadpool. Finding no one he kept swinging around until he saw Deadpool yelling and waving his head from atop a building. 

Taking a sharp turn Peter pushed off his web and flipped onto the roof skidding to a stop Infront of the other man. 

"Tens all around! 100 points to Gryffindor!" Deadpool was cut off by Peter shoving him, hard. 

"That was hella sexy Spidey, gotta do that more often, man I bet you're bendy-" Peter cut him off yet again, this time with his words.

"What the hell is wrong with you! You can't cut someone's hand off! God this is insane!" Deadpool just looked at him. 

"Well, he was gonna stab you? What else was I supposed to do? Let him skewer you? No yellow shut up that's not hot-" Peter shook his head. 

"You could've just knocked the knife out of his hand! Knocked him out with the hilt of your sword! Or MAYBE! Trust that I've been doing this awhile and can take care of myself!" Peter yelled.

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