Jake: So Alec was just using me?
Ashley: I'm sorry, Jake.
Tom: (Trying to keep his amusement) You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Jake: ........
Ashley: Okay, That's a time-out.
Tom: No, I was just trying to-
Ashley: Go sit over there!
Tom: (Walks away in defeat)
Kristal: DEREK, YOU DIDN'T FUCKING PAY THE POWER BILL, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Emily: (Strums a guitar) When your lights don't work like they used to-
Derek: Kristal-
Kristal: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Aiden: Wake me up-
James: Before you go go
Tess: When September ends
Lake: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Grett: (Scares Dan)
Dan: AAAH!! STOP, I'M GOING TO DROP MY CROISSANT!
Grett: BAHAHAHHAA!!
Fiore: When there's too much dumbass in school.
Fiore: All ya gotta do is-
Fiore: Walk Awaaayaaayeeahh~~
*At a zoo*
Gabby: What are they in for?
Ellie: Gabby, This isn't prison.
Gabby: So they can leave?
Ellie: No, But-
Gabby: (Points to a meerkat) I bet that one commited murder.
Yul: Connor, You are an asshole man.
Connor: You are what you eat Yul.
Jake: Our special guest is a- (Groans in frustration) I can't do the voice anymore, I'm on a date right now and I'M NERVOUS AS SHIT!
Tom: WELL I'M NERVOUS TOO!
Jake: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NERVOUS, YOU'RE THE HOT ONE!
Tom: I KNOW!
Jake: (Pouring a drink) YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMO?
Tom: YES DADDY~
Jake: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!
Tom: CAUSE WE'RE CLOWNS!!
James: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Karol: It's called arson and those people there are called witnesses.
Emily: Trevor! Where did he go?
Trevor: Hoot hoot! If you want the answer that you seek, Solve my riddle within a we-
Emily: (Punches a wall)
Trevor: AAA!! OKAY OKAY, HE WENT THROUGH THE FOREST THROUGH BONESBOUROUGH!!
Trevor: SHEESH!!! (Leaves)
Nick: Pick a card, any card.
Alec: Fine.
Nick: Wait, That's my credit card!
Alec: You said any card.
Oliver: An intern can really hear themselves think out here.
Oliver: (Thinking out loud) Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked? WILL YOU DIE ALONE?!
Oliver: (Stops thinking) Well that was a mistake.
I hope these incorrect quotes will cheer you up after those previous depressing HCs chapters of my OCs.
See ya.
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