*River is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: ....and what would you like your cake to say?
River: *Covering the phone, To look at the squad* Did we order a talking cake?
Connor: Listen, We're done, We're over! Okay?!
Riya: Whatever bitch, You ain't never gonna find no one like me.
Connor: Yeah, That's the point, Shithead!
*Chip bag falls over*
Nina: Woah! Hurricane Katrina! More like Hurricane Tortilla!
Nick: *About to watch a movie*
Movie: The following is based on a true story.
Nick: *Grabs his bags and runs away*
Ashley: NICK! IT'S JUST A MOVIE!
Warren: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Xavier: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of imsomnia.
Michelle: Bitch, It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one-hundred.
River: You guys are fucking terrifying.
Trevor: *Near tears* I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Derek: I don't know Trevor, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "Fuck me".
Kai: *Wearing a flower crown* Oh my god.
Kai: I think I found my berries. *Lifts up a bunch of grapes*
Kai: *Eats one of them and spits them out* Not my berries.
Dan: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Drew: I shaved my eyebrows!
Dan: WHY DID YOU DO IT?!
Drew: I don't know!
Derek: What do you want for breakfast?
V! Jake: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!
Declan:.....
Declan: He wants eggs.
Tyler: What did you get on your shirt?
Tenki: Rust.
Tyler: From what?
Tenki: Weapons.
Theo: Time for more adult supervision.
(Villain! Jake finding out what the villain alliance is about to do.)
V!Jake: These pumpkin spice sluts are about to fuck us!
Bea: Are you a painting?
Jasmine: What-?
Bea: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
James: OH GOD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HER OR SOMETHING!
Gabby: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "S"
Ellie: (Looks over to Tom and V! Jake) Is it sexual tension?
Elise: We need cash.
Arabella: What happened to our stash?
Jasmine: I bought an electric guitar. (Strums it.)
Rumor: I rented a shiny car.
Xavier: I went out to lunch.
Dante: But McDonalds is a thrifty munch.
Tommie: I purchased a random flute. (Plays it)
Luna: I hired a prositute.
Sarah: Whatever will we do?
Matthew: We'll have to think it through.
Blake: I know! I will start! To sell my body part! A kidney or a lung, My liver or my tongue!
Jailbird: I'll distribute them, in jars! To people, driving cars!
Ulrich: I have a better plan, I'll marry a wealthy man.
Kimberly: Wouldn't that make you gay?
Ulrich: Not necessarilay.
Leslie: That would be, okay. (Everyone looks at them weirdly) What?
Ulrich: I'll sleep in a seperate bed, and I'll refrain from giving... Kisses. We'll be happy, for a while~ I'll try to comply to his style, and keep his mansion clean.
Leah: Then I'll kill him and inherit, his green.
Here's another Incorrect quotes Ft. Villain! Jake, cuz honestly, The AU was way too interesting for me to miss out on. (That and I may have grown onto the V! Jake AU a bit.)
River, Michelle, Tyler, Tenki, Bea, Jasmine, Blake and Matthew-Me.
Leslie, Kimberly, Theo, Luna, Xavier, Rumor and Sarah-DRDCRDR
Ulrich, Jailbird, Dante and Warren-Werewolf1363
Declan, Tommie and Villain! Jake AU-FandomReaderWeeb
Elise, Arabella and Leah-imnotthebestgirl
I am having so many mixed feelings with the upcoming DCAS ep 8 rn, and I don't know why.
See ya~
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