Gabby: I'm here for the cult stuff.
Tom: How did you find us?
Gabby: I saw your ad on craigslist.
Ally: *Knocks on the door* Hey, I'm here, open up.
Tess: It all started when I was 6 years old-
Ally: *Dumbfounded* Open the fucking door.
Yul: Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Yul: Why'd you leave me Grett? What did I do?
Fiore: You are my dad~
Audio: You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!
Tom: (Looking for his clothes) Has anyone seen my top?
Gabby: Jake's in the kitchen.
Derek: Well, I'm dead.
Nina: Huh?
Jensen: What?
Derek: I'm dead, says here. (Points to the sign) I'm definetely dead.
Derek: What else does it say?
Nina: How did you die?
Derek: I forgot to drink water. HA!
Jensen: And what about us? What does it say about me? Am I dead?
Derek: Nope, Just me~
Jensen: Why do you get to be-That's it, It must be a mistake....
Derek: Haa~~ Somebody's jealous~
Jensen: Pfftt, Jealous?
Derek: Jealous of me being dead~
Jensen: Pfft, Yeah, you don't even know what it is.
Derek: Yes, I do. As far as back as I could remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead!
Miriam: Back in my day, Women made men their sandwiches.
Lake: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Lake: IT'S WATERMELON, INSIDE A WATERMELON!!
Kristal: Okay, contestants. Does anyone know the largest bone in your body?
James: *Snickers*
Kristal: And please, no innapropriate ans-
James: THAT DI-
Derek: (To Trevor) Hey? You know who's gay?
(Cut to a random wedding)
Derek: (To Trevor) Us.
Ellie: (Pours a cereal box and sees a bunch of lemons falling out of it.)
Ellie: Well, When life gives you lemons!
Ally: Hi, I'm Ally, and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.
Ally: (Freestyle dancing)
Lake: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
James: How so?
Lakes: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Dan: Lemme see what you have!
Drew: A KNIFE!
Dan: NO!
That's all for these incorrect quotes folks~ I got bored and I just wanted to make more of these.
See ya.
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