James: You know my motto: Carpe diem, Carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Karol: Seize the day, Seize the night, What's the last one?
James: Seize the dick.Kristal: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Aiden: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Riya: Happy birthday?
*Aiden then hits her with a wine bottle*Trevor: *Doing his job*
Emily: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOOUUUUU!!!!
*Emily throws a chair and it hits Trevor.*(JakeNick AU)
Nick: I feel like doing something stupid.
Jake: I'm stupid, Do me.*Derek and Trevor with Little Billy be like*
Derek and Trevor: *Realizes they left Little Billy behind*
Derek: Did we just lock our baby in the car?
Trevor: Did you put the keys in the bag?
Derek: I put the keys in the bag!
Derek and Trevor: (Arguing)
Trevor: OH! DEREK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE KEYS IN THE BAG!!
Derek: COME ON, DON'T FREAK OUT!
Trevor: (To Little Billy) Lil' Billy, It's okay!
Derek: (Singing) A, B, C, D, E, F-
Trevor: What are you singing to him?! People get arrested for this DEREK!!
Derek: (Singing nervously) H, I, J, K, L, M-
Trevor: DO ALL 4 DOORS HAVE LOCKS?!
(Later on)
Trevor: (Bringing a bat) I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!
Derek: (On the phone with Emergeny services) HI, WELL WE LOCKED OUR BABY IN THE CAR AND PEOPLE ARE JUDGING US!!!
Trevor: I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!Fiore: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky to have a bunk bed.
Everyone: ..........
Nina: (Smirks) I'm gonna tell her.
Alec: Don't.
Ashley: You.
Alec and Ashley: DARE!(When Yul gets eliminated)
Aiden: YES! FUCK YOU YUL! HAHAHAA! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!Connor: Oh my god, You smoke? Do you know those can kill you?
Alec: Yeah, That's kinda the point, Trying to speed this bitch up.James: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Hunter: Well, We were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Ally, Deer!"
James: And what did Ally do?
Hunter: ....She said "Yes, Honey?"Oliver: Story time!
Oliver: (To Trevor, Derek, Kristal and Emily) In every group of friends, There's the dumb one.
Derek, Kristal and Emily: (Points to Trevor)
Trevor: Really?Jake: Finish the lyrics.
Jake: (Singing) So no one told you life was-
Tom: (Singing) Gonna be this gay~ >:)
Everyone: (Chuckles)Nina: You're all going to hell, Bye!
Gabby: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
(Tom and Jake doing Police and criminal roleplay be like)
Tom: You know why I pulled you over?
Jake: I'm sorry I have no idea. (Notices Tom's not wearing a shirt) Where's your shirt gone?
Tom: Take off your fucking pants.Trevor and Derek: (Chasing Nina)
Nina: LAW IS MEANINGLESS!! STEALING IS LEGAL NOW!!! (Then she proceeds to chase Trevor and Derek) I AM YOUR GOD!!!I just realized that almost these incorrect quotes seem to be making fun of Trevor. (Lol, Sorry buddy)
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