Derek: Are you ready to commit?
Trevor: Like a crime or a relationship?Jake: Wait, What's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Tom is? Because Tom is straight up hot sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of babe city, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for ass.
Hunter: As top for this relationship, I think we should-
Ally: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.Nick: *Gets hit by a taco* WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!
Alec's ex wife: YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!
Nick: THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOURS!!!Lake: Go to hell!
Ellie: Where do you think I come from?(During Miriam's elimination)
Miriam: (To Riya) Fuck you. (To Yul) Fuck you. (To Grett) Fuck you. (To Connor) You're cool. (To Alec) And fuck you I'm out. (Leaves)Kristal: Yul, Where is your totem?
Yul: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don't have it anymore.
Kristal: Do you think I'm stupid to believe that lie?
Yul: What lie?
Kristal: That you have friends?Emily: WHY DON'T WE JUST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO?!
Emily: DO YOU LIKE AM OR FM?Grett: Yul isn't talking to me.
Riya: Enjoy it while it lasts.Jake: Fellas, We know we bought you here for a gangbang.
Tom: I'm going to fuck you like the bitch that you are.(Yul and Kai in a nutshell)
Yul: Damn Morpheus, What'chu 'bout to do?
Kai: (Hugs him) I love you man.
Yul: UGH! Bro, You gay.Derek: Someone take me to art musuems and make out with me.
Trevor: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Derek: Well, Somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Oliver: (Through a walkie talkie) This is Oliver, Those idiots are fucking around in the east wing again.Hope you enjoyed.
Bye.
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