Note: The Fanon DC Season 4 AU belongs to FandomReaderWeeb, so enjoy~~
Clair: Dude, you have to stop drinking. You were so drunk last night at my party.
Ulrich: No I wasn't, What do you mean?
Clair: YOU THREW MY HAMSTER SAYING "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!!"
Cassie: If I die, I want you to step up in my funeral and be (Acting like Shawn) *Sniffs* She... She ate.
Shawn and Cassie laugh.
Shawn: Or or, what about *Sniffs* honestly...work.
Shawn and Cassie laugh again.
Timothy: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Blake: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Elise: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!!
Tamara: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Arabella: I sleep with a knife.
Karmen: Both of you are pathetic.
Tamara: Oh yeah, what do you sleep with?
Karmen: Blake.
Rumor: Do you think I'm plastic?
Clair: No.
Rumor: Phew, Oka-
Clair: Plastic, at least has some use in life. You're not plastic.
Tamara: (Looking at Blake and Ulrich fighting)
Tamara: Can I get a waffle? (Blake hits Ulrich with a pipe.) Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
*In response to receiving a gift*
Warren: Wow! That's awesome! I'll pay you back!
Jasmine: You didn't have to get this for me...
Cassie: S-Stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something!
River: T-Thanks, but why?
Rumor: Oh my! I can't accept a gift like this!
Xavier: Did you keep the receipt?
Matthew: (Uses the cup in the soda machine and uses it on every part and drinks it.) Fuck you.
Cerise: HI MARCO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Marco: (Shocked) W-What? Why?!
Tamara: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes.
Tyler: Make his dick hard, not his life.
Jasmine: Break her bed, not her heart.
Marco: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.
Michael: Get on his dick, not his nerves.
River: Always salt your pasta, before boiling it.
Marco, Warren, Tyler and Blake sleeping.
Blake: (Screams)
Warren and Tyler: (Wake up)
Blake: (Wakes up) Where am I?!
Marco: (Wakes up, Pissed) What was that?!
Blake: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I just had a nightmare.
Marco: (Livid) GET OUT!!!
Elise: I'm sad.
Arabella: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Arabella: And das is not good.
Hope you enjoyed this OC edition of the incorrect quotes.
DC S4 AU-FandomReaderWeeb
Elise and Arabella-imnotthebestgirl
Ulrich, Michael, Timothy, Warren and Cassie. (And their version of Shawn)-Werewolf1363
Tamara, Xavier and Rumor-DRDCRDR
Tyler, Blake, River, Karmen, Jasmine, Cerise, Matthew, Marco and Clair-Me
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