The scene opens in the pod, where we see R bouncing a worker drone head like a basketball, Z monitoring X's core and V2 welding something. Suddenly the core starts leaping around it's jar, slamming against the glass. V2 gives an irritated expression and turns it's head to gesture to Z.
V2: "Z can you please tranquillise that thing again? I'm really trying to focus on not having this thing I'm building blow up the entire pod and us with it."
Z reluctantly switches his arm to a taser and electrocutes the core again. Causing the core to leap back into the middle of the jar cowering.
Z: "What are you even working on?"
V2: "A shotgun."
Z: "Why? Is stolen company tech not enough for you now?"
V2: "You really don't see how primitive your weaponry is?"
Z gets slightly irritated at the claim.
Z: "Primitive? How so?"
V2: "Well. You have an ammo capacity that's one thing."
Z: "What do you mean? Every gun has an ammo capacity."
V2: "The only guns I see with limited ammo capacity nowadays are the guns you guys use and nailguns."
Z: "So what? Am I supposed to believe someone figured out how to make infinite ammo a functional thing?"
V2 just glares at him with a "I'm sorry did I fucking stutter?" look. Z just changes topic and gestures to R.
Z: "Well what about him? His weaponry is surely just as primitive as ours."
V2: "Not really, I also had an arm that blows holes in people."
Z just raises his eyebrow at what V2 just said, meanwhile R just looks at both of them with a "What's happening again?" look. V2 almost immediately realised how that sounded.
V2: "Oh get your mind out of the fucking gutter. What do you even call that thing?"
R: "THE OVERLOADER!"
Z: "Since when did you call it that?"
R: "JUST NOW."
Z: "Ok? Also why is your shotgun doing that?
V2 quickly turns to look at it's shotgun which is overheating.
V2: "Son of a-"
It quickly explodes, launching V2 into Z and slamming into the wall whilst R just remains oblivious to the situation.
V2: "And that's why you don't distract me from building shit. Dumbass."
V2 gets up and walks over to the remains of it's shotgun, meanwhile Z still tries to recover from getting hit in the face by a heavily armoured machine like that.
[TimeSkip]
The scene changes to outside, V2 is holding a heavily modified nailgun, not the gatling gun version it's used to but instead one of the older nailguns that was used for construction.
V2: "Alright, let's hope this works as it should, If it doesn't I'll lose my mind."
V2 aims it at a worker drone corpse it pinned on a wall like a target, It pulls the trigger and then- a blob of molten metal drops out of the barrel?
V2: "Why did the people on this planet have to use such dodgy tech? I'm really getting annoyed by how uncooperative this shit is."
V2 walks away with it's barely functional nailgun and a disappointed look on it's face.
['Nother Time skip]
V2 is near a worker drone camp with a prototype railcannon it built out of his laser gun arm. It charges it up, aims it at the camp and then.. It explodes into pieces and launches V2 away. The worker drones look over at the explosion, shrug their shoulders and keep doing what they're doing.
V2: "Why the fuck do NONE OF THESE WORK?!!"
V2 throws the last piece of it's prototype railcannon away and crushes it under it's foot, proceeding to walk away.
[How many time skips will i put in one chapter]
(A/N: insert some random it's a hard knock life meme but with v2 constantly failing to use his guns, i'm not writing all that)
After many MANY attempts at getting a functioning gun, V2 walks out to the target from it's nailgun test with a hopefully functional shotgun. It makes sure it is cooled down before firing, aims it at the target, pulls the trigger and then...
The shotgun fucking works and shoots the target.
V2: "OH FUCKING FINALLY! A FUNCTIONAL GUN!!"
V2 seems both relieved and excited, it quickly cools down the core of the shotgun before running off with the new shotgun.
V2: "I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH THIS!"
The scene cuts to the pod, where R is happily eating a worker drone arm and Z is just monitoring and tazing X's core. Then V2 suddenly climbs inside, covered in oil.
Z: "The f[BLEEP] happened to you?"
V2: "I GOT A FUNCTIONING SHOTGUN THAT'S WHAT!"
R gives an excited look while chewing the worker drone arm and Z just seems unamused.
Z: "So what you celebrated by blowing up worker drones?"
V2: "FUCK YES!"
Z: "Ok.. Anyways, you doing anything with this core yet? I've been doing nothing but tazing it for an hour straight."
V2: "Oh yeah. I have big plans for that thing but, we'll save that for another time."
The core now seems to be staring more at V2 than Z.
WELP that's the first short skit, I have a few more planned and these will come inbetween layers. not much to say here
also Episode 7 was WILD and has definitely given me the jolt to keep up this series. I will also be writing chapters in advance so they are ready to launch faster than ever and so that even when my motivation for this series is out I'll still have parts to publish
doing this has been the reason i haven't publish this chapter yet since i've been occupied with writing them all, for now i'll publish this so you know the series isn't dying again
no quizzes for these, these things are just for funnis
so i guess see you guys in the next layer
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The Supreme Solver (Ultrakill x Murder Drones)
Hayran KurguAfter 2 defeats at the hands of V1, The once superior successor would crawl through the hot sands of the Greed layer, It's damages too severe to continue feasting on the blood of hell. V2 believed it was doomed to burn away in the hot sun, however i...
