{☆Chapter 8: Group Chat☆}

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TY TeaheBeez for being my inspo😊 also for just being in general the best person EVA 🙃)) -Cobwebzxoxo, and Tone.
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×{REGRETEVATOR GC}×

Poob: Guuuuuuud morning!

Split: It's 6am..but good morning to you too! How are you PEALING on this fine day!!

Poob: Amazin!

DrRETRO: It's 6am, please, I'm trying to sort medical records. Shush.

Gnarpy: Great. Theze morons are awake.

DrRETRO: I'm not healing you next time, Gnarpy.

Gnarpy: I'm sorry.

DrRETRO: Better be. Most of you mf would be dead without me.

Poob: STOP FIGHTING!!!!

Pest: Yall are blowing up my phone please shut up.

Poob: PEST!!
HAI
HAI
HEYO!!

Pest: SHUSH.

Infected: Wh4s up?

DrRETRO: That reminds me, Infected take them damn pills I gave you, I know you haven't been eating em.

Infected: H0W D1D Y0U KN0W???

DrRETRO: Mother senses.

Infected: Y0u d0n't ha
4v3 an7 ch1ldr3n???? Skill Issue/j

Bive: DrRETRO IS MY MOM TF YOU TALKIN ABOUT????

Infected: W0ah th3n wh0se th3 f4th3r??

Bive: ACTUALLY..I DONT KNOW WHO MY DAD IS..

DrRETRO: God dammit. Can't trust not one of yall to stay.

Bive: DrRETRO WHO IS MY DAD?

MR: Me lol

Bive: WHAT

(DrRETRO removed MR from Gc)

DrRETRO: Ignore that.

Bive: IS THAT TRUE???

DrRETRO: Yes, now go to sleep. we can discuss it later.

Bive: ALR..GN GC

Lampert: Seems like we got the same issues

Poob: 😨.

Pest: r/thebrutaltruth

Gnarpy: LOL Zeemz Luke one of you have a zenze of humor.

Lampert: shut up broccoli.

Gnarpy:.....

(Gnarpy left the Gc)

Poob: That lakes me wonder when will I ever me married ^^ <Cough cough, Pest and Infected.>

Infected: 1 d0nt g3t 1t

Pest: oml, Infected they mean when will we get married.

Infected: 0h..W41T WUT.

DrRETRO: Please stfu.

Wallter: Agreed.

Mark: Why I hear of all this marry stuff?

Lampert: Great you attracted my parents with your drama.

Wallter: Indeed. I am quite curious about what predicaments could be happening.

Mark: Oh, would you cut it with all that fancy talk?

Wallter: Is their something wrong with the way I type? I don't see anything wrong with it.

Mark: British these days.

Wallter: Rude.

Pest: Stop yapping.

Poob: That reminded me, I have a lil tree in my apartment. Let me find it rq!!!!

Pest: Erm.......

Poob: Which one of you took a bite out of my freaking tree-

***Picture of a small tree with a bite mark on it.***

Pest: Sorry, ig.

Poob: You drink tree sap????

Pest: It's good.

Poob: NASTY!

Mark: 😨

Wallter: Well, that's new.

Split: Not me scrolling through here and learning new bs🥰🤩

Bive: DRRETRO IS GONE FROM THE HOUSE DO YALL KNOW WERE SHE IS?

Lampert: Mabye Mr would know.

(Mr was added by Bive)

MR: GET YOUR FUCKING MOM SHE'S ATTACKING ME-
***Insert picture of DrRETRO hitting Mr with jer laser eyes***

DrRETRO: DONT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER YOU DEAD BEAT

Lampert: Erm...

Wallter: At least someone has things worse.

Mark: Shut it brick boy. Have some sympathy.

Wallter: I do have sympathy.

Michie: Wood pecker

Lampert: I could have gone all my years without knowing that.

Poob: 😭MICHIE THAT IS FOUL!!!

Wallter: Dispicable.

Pest: Please stfu I need sleep or else I'm stealing from yall.

Mark: I agree. Hush yer' yapping!

Lampert: Ima go forget this ever happened...

DrRETRO: back from strangling MR.

Bive: MOM WHY-

DrRETRO: Sorry, I may have killed your dad. He was a dead beat anyway, now ima sleep.
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Bonus:

(Infected made a new Gc:
Pest, Poob, Infected)

Poob: HAI!
HAI!
HAI!

Pest: Please shhh.

Infected: 00p.

Pest: You too.

Infected: 😭

Poob: Srry I can't sleep :(

Pest: Why

Poob: YOU DON'T HEAR THAT THUNDER OUTSIDE???

Pest: Yes.

Infected: S4m3.

Poob: Can u guys come over I'm scared 😭

Pest: Ig.

Infected: l0l m4k3 0ut s3ssi0n/j

Poob: I mean..that's a choice 2.

Pest: Def coming over

Infected: WH4T- b3t
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(Lol End ^^)



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