Nobody's POV
Present Time
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Alright, everybody. We're taking a break from this boring story to pay attention to something much more important: me. I mean, nobody.
Anyway, I will be taking up your time today by telling you my opinion on everyone I have an opinion. Because what else would you rather be doing with your day than listening to me. Because I am the most important person. Non-person. Nobody. Narrator.
Alright...who do we start with? Let me check my notes. Oh yeah: Grian. The first point of view. The protagonist. Or whatever. He's cool. Kinda dim. I mean, how many times has he gotten bamboozled by now? Like seventeen? I would be impressed if I wasn't so concerned for his future well-being. Anyway, not horrible. Would narrate again. Not that I have a choice.
Next we've got...Mumbo? He didn’t have much screentime before, well, you know. Ha ha. Unfortunate.
Oh, Scar's up next. He's a bit obsessive over that cat. And the bird. And all that magic stuff. Fun to mess with, though. To narrate one messing with.
Iskall....he hangs around those robots a lot. I like his shiny eye crystal thing. I bet it helps see in the fog. Oh yeah, also he's good with computers. Solid guy. Character.
Alright, Xisuma is up next. Hm. Well, he's the whole reason we got into this mess, so I'll give him credit for that. I have no idea what's going on in that head of his, though.
Who's up next? Sage? What a loser. Such a whiner. He also needs to take some anger management classes. I guess I'll give him credit, though. He's stubborn.
And Citrus. Super cool. Super dead. Not much to say. Curiosity killed the cat, am I right? Yeah? Yeah. I'm right. I always am.
Anyway, next we've got...Grumbot. ... He's a coward. I'd kill Him if I could. I think it'd be great.
Moving on, Jrumbot! Love that guy. Character. It's merely a little guy. It deserves so much better, even if it is really pathetic. It's also not fall-proof. Disappointing.
And next up, we have Bee. Little indecisive b-...ird. Can't decide if she's evil or not. Pick a lane, girl. Lame and annoying.
And I think that's about it? If I missed anyone important let me know, but this will be the last time I talk like this directly to you guys for a while. Hello, by the way. I hate it. Happy April Fools and all that.
Blah blah blah, until next time and all that.
Promise out!
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