How To Survive A Horror Movie

61-70

61. If you come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay the bloody fuck away.

62. If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.

63. If you see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fire and holy water then get the hell outta there.

64. I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.

And always make sure that your in between two people.

65. If some idiot in the group says “Let’s split up”, tell him “OK you go that way, the rest of us will go this way.”

66. Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased. Once you get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.

Yeah, you can jump out the window.
Assuming that it isn't locked.

Once you jump out that window, you're gonna have some sort of injury to prevent you from walking, or will break your neck upon impact.

67. If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.

The last thing we need is for mom to call and remind us of the unwased dishes in the sink.

68. Make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.

69. OK under the bed is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed?

70. If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.