How To Survive A Horror Movie

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11. If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.

He's gonna use that axe to chop of your limbs.

12. Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.

Killers love the bathroom, avoid it like the plague.

13. If you see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make you some balloon animals!

If anything, he's gonna use his balloons to strangle you.

14. Leave slow or clumsy friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.

15. Don’t split up and look for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.

Be aware that most killers prefer lone, or vunerable victims.

16. You know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking you out? Well it’s not a statue.

You better move out as soon as you see the statue, or better yet, burn the damned house down then put the fire out with holy water and yeet the remains into an incinerator.

17. Never say “I’ll be right back” because you won’t be right back.

18. When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!

Your just giving the killer an advantage by walking around the house with just a flashlight.

19. If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. More frequent if you’re a girl.

20. If you trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face.

Get up and continue running instead of crawling around while the killer dramatically snatches you from the ground and stabs you to death.