How To Survive A Horror Movie

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21. If the killer is chasing you, you don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.

After all, someone has to live to tell the story.

22. No matter how fast you run, the killer will always be right behind or in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and more dramatic pace.

23. On a stormy night, you will find an open window that you were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!

You either call the police and let them investigate, or once again, burn the house down and drown it's remains in holy water before tossing it into a rocket.

24. Whatever you do, remember that the killer will never forget what you did last summer.

25. If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If you move I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!

It's not like the killer will suddenly fall down to his knees and start begging for mercy.

26. Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?

27. Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.

28. If you see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. Swing first, say sorry later.

29. Listen to the advice of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!

30. Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!