How To Survive A Horror Movie

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31. Never take a shower. Killers love showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.

Amd besides, the foul odor might prevent the killer from getting close to you.

32. If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered and mutilated in front of you, but hey, at least you’ll live.

33. If you hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.

Best case senario, it's just your pet.

Worst case senario, you remember that your pet's dead and that it's actually a skinwalker.

34. Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered.

Do you realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?

And besides, you'll ruin the damned books.

35. If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him.

36. If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.

37. If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th or during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.

38. Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If you do both, then the worst case scenario is: You could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.

39. If one of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.

40. If you friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!

The best thing you can do is put pressure on the wound.