The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 2 [5AM]

Luke: There's no way this fan was on heating mode the whole time. Why didn't I see this earlier? Damn it.
Springtrap: What miserable feeling, am I right? I've had that once when I was trying to be a good person. It all comes crashing down!
Luke: So you failed to be a good person?
Springtrap: Pretty much.
Phantom Bonnie: Hey guys!
Luke: Hi. It's such a relief seeing that I can still see ghosts and a real furry all at the same time. I might've hit my head too hard.
Phantom Bonnie: Ah, it's boss!
Springtrap: Greetings.
Luke: Boss? I guess it all makes sense now.
Springtrap: We work in an organization, Lucas. It's gonna exist whether you like it or not. Ya thought it'd be sunny every day?
Luke: No. As far as I know, when I first got here, it wasn't even sunny at all.
Springtrap: I heard the raging storms.
Phantom Bonnie: Stormy? I thought it was just raining! But I guess rain can't be that destructive, can it?
Springtrap: Bonnie, it literally ruined my life.
Phantom Bonnie: Oh, sorry. My memory gets bad sometimes. Ya think I can understand every single times' table?
Springtrap: It's a pity, I thought you knew a lot of math. I thought math was your favorite subject, cause it even beat lunch!
Phantom Bonnie: Not all lists are accurate!
Luke: What lists? Did you make one?
Phantom Bonnie: Once I had a while ago. But just because I like math does not mean I remember everything from it!
Springtrap: Strange, I thought you did say that. Another day, another one of those liars!
Luke: Once I get home, I'm gonna have a tub of coffee. If it's hot chocolate I'm making, then I'll drink that too. All with a blanket on.
Phantom Bonnie: I wish I could bathe in that coffee. Where's my diving board? It's my job!
Springtrap: It can be your job all you want. But I'd personally get a diving board for a bath full of blood instead. Coffee is too hot.
Luke: Who's blood would it be? You better not say it's mine. I'm aware of your desires.
Springtrap: You burst my bubble! I was just going to say that.
Phantom Bonnie: I'm still diving, though. As I said before, nothing's gonna stop me from pursuing my passion!
Springtrap: Gotta love energy, am I right?
Luke: That energy is going straight down to hell. I want it nowhere near me. But if this is a world where "boundary" isn't real, would it?
Springtrap: As if you had boundaries. [Laughs]
Luke: So you really are the type to just violate me whenever you want to...
Springtrap: You just gave me a magnificent idea! We are going into the news with this! Read it in the newspapers, Bonnie!
Phantom Bonnie: I definitely will.
Luke: And I definitely won't. Goodbye!