The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 3 [1AM]

Luke: Maybe the spring-locks are what made that weird bunny man from last night. And that safe room... might be the one he was in...
Phantom Mangle: Hello!
Luke: Hi, don't scream that out to me. You're actually louder than you realize you are.
Phantom Mangle: Sorry, not sorry!
Luke: So what is it, now? Did you find all the riches you were looking for? Or was there only silver and not gold?
Phantom Mangle: There was no vault! It was just an empty room with flesh and blood in it. There were even rats in it, with so many bugs!
Luke: Yeah, that's what a guy lying about his state looks like. Have you ever known why he stole balloons instead of buying them?
Phantom Mangle: Well, what I do know is that we're gonna have more company! Y'know, the more weirder it is, the merrier.
Luke: What are you talking about again?
Phantom Mangle: More ghostly friends!
Phantom Freddy: Hey there! Sorry if I was a bit late, I read magazines and newspapers all day. You could say I'm a "bookworm!"
Phantom Mangle: No need to apologize.
Luke: Do you like libraries? They have millions of books to read in there. If all you do is read the latest thing ever, why wouldn't you go?
Phantom Freddy: I would love to go! But I don't read that much. You're exaggerating it!
Phantom Mangle: You also get confused by them. [Laughs]
Phantom Freddy: I just don't wanna live under a rock, okay? I can't just sleep on everybody!
Luke: It's okay to miss out. I miss out. I don't even know why millions die at this moment, but it's probably some natural disaster.
Phantom Freddy: Well, I'm Freddy! You can also call me a latte fan.
Phantom Mangle: I think we can tell.
Phantom Freddy: Besides the coffee I'm drinking right now, I drink a new flavor of it every day! All in this little old mug.
Phantom Mangle: What happened to that giant mug you had. You used to even sit in it.
Phantom Freddy: Oh! I gave it to someone.
Luke: How did you not break it?
Phantom Freddy: Look, I don't know. But it's a giant mug so it can handle giant ghosts.
Phantom Mangle: So your fat? [Laughs]
Phantom Freddy: Oh, the profanity! I never said I was! I'm not fat, I'm big.
Luke: The biggest in the room.
Phantom Freddy: Ah, thank you! I always thought I wasn't an important person.
Luke: No, I'm saying your fat.
Phantom Freddy: What?
Phantom Mangle: It's okay. Not everyone is perfect. But I never knew you were physically and educationally disabled?!
Phantom Freddy: What? I'm not in that bad of a condition! This is outrageous! The profanity is contagious. In fact, I'm going home!
Phantom Mangle: [Laughs] This is home. See ya later, alligator!