The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 2 [3AM]

Luke: Ugh... I'm already getting tired again. Why does this chair have to be comfortable? Why can't it just be pins and needles?
Phantom Mangle: That's lost in translation. [Laughs] I can also say that about my wine.
Phantom Balloon Boy: And say that about my birthday collection! I'm gonna have to start a new collection someday!
Luke: This is not how to speak to someone. Can it just not be random annoyances and screaming at my ears, please? Thank you.
Phantom Balloon Boy: I'm currently going through withdrawals. What do I do? I feel that time is slipping away from me in seconds!
Luke: Why are you going through withdrawal?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I lost all of my hard earned balloons. I supervised them for so long, and some kid decided to open the door!
Phantom Mangle: I'm sure those balloons flew into the air. They must've looked just like the birdies. I'd be flying, too.
Phantom Balloon Boy: This is ridiculous. After all my hard work, there always has to be a kid that ruins everything! I swear!
Luke: This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. That was the beat drop to one of my good old country songs...
Phantom Mangle: You sing country songs?
Luke: Totally. I also have my own banjo and ukulele. I sometimes do blues music as well.
Phantom Balloon Boy: What is that?
Luke: Those are instruments.
Phantom Balloon Boy: The blue thing?
Luke: What do you mean, that green thing?
Phantom Balloon Boy: [Laughs] I said blue!
Luke: That and country are musical genres. Just like the genres for the games on these old arcades. But I don't own any instruments.
Phantom Mangle: Aw shucks, we could've had invisible tickets for free concerts every night. We'd even have no crowd.
Phantom Balloon Boy: This isn't fair. But hey, I'm rich. With my money, we can make one!
Phantom Mangle: Rich?
Phantom Balloon Boy: Yes, I'm richer than most millionaires and billionaires. I have a zillion bucks with me, as a matter of fact.
Luke: I can't tell if this is true or not. There's suddenly no line between real and fake.
Phantom Mangle: Do you have a wallet?
Phantom Balloon Boy: As I said, I have a zillion. How can all of those bills fit in a tiny wallet? I have a safety vault!
Phantom Mangle: I think we have a safety room for that. Do you have any photographs?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I don't know how to take pictures, sorry. But I assure you that I have a vault somewhere!
Luke: You two can go bath in that vault. A lot of things can be in that room. If it's not on the cameras, who knows what weird thing is in it?
Phantom Mangle: Let's see if we can do that. I love that idea! [Giggles] Show me the way.
Phantom Balloon Boy: With pleasure, I'll promise not to disappoint you. Bye-bye!