The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 3 [5AM]

Luke: Why are you staring at me like that? Are there rats crawling over me?
Springtrap: No, I just need to get another look at how cute you are. What else would it be?
Luke: That child that wanders the halls... Why did you miss it the first time, just for it to come back a second time?
Springtrap: Well, if you say that, Lucas. Then, I probably will go! But you better not close that bloody vent on me again! [Runs]
Luke: [Brushes off] I won't.
Phantom Balloon Boy: I would If I were you.
Luke: Oh, it's poverty as a person.
Phantom Balloon Boy: What do mean, I told you I was rich, didn't I?
Luke: Rich in the scam portion. Your fox friend told me that you disappointed him. She was disgusted about the blood.
Phantom Balloon Boy: She's just being whiny.
Luke: "Whiny" is what I'd call you after I steal every batch of candy you ever received.
Phantom Balloon Boy: You would never...
Luke: Hm... While it did get toasty again, I'm also smelling the tastes of... burnt baking?
Phantom Chica: Hey, yuh!
Luke: Um. Hi?
Phantom Chica: If you smelt that, it was probably because I was making pies. Since pie is my favorite food, why don't I make it?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I only draw the things I like. As a professional in arts, my drawings are ones that can beat a celebrity's!
Phantom Chica: Yeah, right. Try drawing a few pieces for me. I'd like some examples.
Phantom Balloon Boy: At my service, Ms. Chica. This will not be bad! [Laughs]
Luke: [Watching]
Phantom Chica: [Watching]
Phantom Balloon Boy: [Drawing]
Phantom Chica: They go and say, "Trust the process." But that's just lucky guesses.
Luke: Let's hope it's not one, then. I'm not in the mood to see ugly drawings today.
Phantom Chica: Are ya done yet?
Phantom Balloon Boy: Almost! [Still drawing] I just need to perfect some lines...
Phantom Chica: [Laughs] If you can call it lines. What even are those?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I'm not done yet! Okay, almost. Just sit aside for a moment.
Luke: Hm... [Waiting]
Phantom Chica: He doesn't look so "done." Those lines over there looked like Frederick's crooked back! [Waiting]
Luke: I knew he had bad posture, but I never knew his back was... that bad?!
Phantom Chica: That's an up-close detail. Seeing the details of his disability from far away is quite hidden.
Phantom Balloon Boy: Done! [Shows art]
Phantom Chica: What in the canyons?
Luke: Forget lines... This gives a whole new meaning to "chicken scratch!"
Phantom Chica: The fact is, I didn't even touch anything. Not' a single paper here.
Phantom Balloon Boy: So you... don't like it?
Luke: Not in the slightest.
Phantom Chica: You can't even draw balloons. I thought you liked balloons... but how can you ever draw simple shapes?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I got distracted! I smelt something odd beyond the hallways!
Luke: Odd? Could that mean?
Springtrap: Hey dudes! It's Springtrap! Today, I'm giving out free tours for fazbear's fright. This is another ticket! Is anyone joining?
Phantom Chica: Boss, we're past this. It's not even opening day... What are you on?
Springtrap: Illegal drugs as usual.
Phantom Balloon Boy: Sign me up!
Springtrap: It's fake, BB.
Phantom Balloon Boy: Aw, but I barely know this place. Since I'm small, it's always been a maze for me! Just think about it!
Springtrap: Chica, I think he's the real late one.
Phantom Balloon Boy: No, I'm not!
Luke: Opening day was two days ago for me.
Springtrap: Anyways, there was no child wandering around. I don't know what it is, but the sound seems to be the only thing real...
Luke: Maybe they just run out too fast? It'd be possible for pranksters to come in and just commit a ding-dong-ditch.
Springtrap: What in the bloody heck is that?
Luke: When I knock on the door and you answer but I'm also not there.
Springtrap: Hm... If that was the case, I would've heard the door just now.
Luke: I'm telling you, I've seen pranksters do this in my neighborhood before. Some still do it even when it's not Halloween!
Phantom Balloon Boy: That sounds pretty fun!
Phantom Chica: Every prank sounds fun to you. I bet you'd even break property...
Phantom Balloon Boy: Hey! I think playing with my pet foxes is fun, too!
Luke: Pet foxes?
Phantom Balloon Boy: Mr. Foxy and Ms. Mangle! Did you not know that?
Luke: No, I haven't. Nothing ever prepared me to see that you'd actually say this.
Phantom Balloon Boy: We always see new things every day, don't we?
Luke: I still wanna know how this is possible. Or are they just full of freedom? They have a whole lot of traits that don't match pets.
Springtrap: Sounds pretty normal. Same thing with me, I'm their boss, but I still give them the freedom to have their own thoughts.
Phantom Chica: I still don't trust you.
Springtrap: Like that one!
Luke: That's too nice for a boss. Is this even real for one? I think it isn't.
Phantom Balloon Boy: I don't care about it. As long as I can have candy for free, nothing else matters. Not even boss's rules.
Springtrap: Reword that?
Phantom Balloon Boy: Including boss's rules.
Springtrap: Yeah, that's better.
Luke: Y'know what's also better? I'm finally leaving. See you suckers tomorrow.