The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 4 [4AM]

Luke: What about you from the past?
Springtrap: As I said nights ago, my name was Springbonnie. I killed kids a few times.
Luke: Other than that?
Springtrap: I was just Fredbear's sidekick. We were besties, and nothing would block our path. When work was done, I'd have hugs.
Luke: Okay...
Springtrap: He'd be around when times are tough, and keep me up when I put doubts in myself. But now, he's not here to assure me.
Luke: But you can rebuild yourself, right?
Springtrap: It's a bit harder, but I've gotten used to it. I miss him, but I can have better days without him. I've... come to accept it.
Luke: If only he was here, right?
Springtrap: I'm still heartbroken by him. One of the many things he hid from me was that he liked someone else! But that's years ago.
Luke: He liked who?
Springtrap: That one bear, Ferdinand!
Luke: I'm sorry, but who is that?
Springtrap: Well, we had a collab with the fazbear gang, and he, for some reason, had a liking for their leader! Who I call Ferdinand.
Luke: I'm sorry for your loss.
Springtrap: It's fine. As I said, Fredbear just hid a lot of secrets from me. If there's any I forgot about, then that just proves my point.
Luke: Eh, Foxy?
Phantom Foxy: [Stops scratching] What?
Luke: Oh, you're fine. I was just wondering why you went silent just now.
Phantom Foxy: It's in the rashes, Scourge.
Phantom Mangle: It's also in the bruises!
Phantom Balloon Boy: Wait, what?
Luke: Is Ferdinand supposed to be Frederick?
Springtrap: Yes, and how could you know?
Luke: I just know. If It's another bear, I'm  assuming it's some other variant of Freddy.
Springtrap: Anyway, hello Mangle and BB. It's a pleasure to see you two. Although I didn't expect you guys to be here.
Phantom Balloon Boy: Never play indoor dodge ball. I absolutely hate it, so I'm rating it zero stars! I'm just glad I wasn't hurt!
Phantom Mangle: You're only saying that because you accidentally lost.
Springtrap: Well, that must've been fun.
Phantom Foxy: Ah! What do ya mean by "not hurt?" From the land to the sea child, you are! And not even in a decent way!
Phantom Balloon Boy: It's only a couple of falls. I'm not even crying about it.
Phantom Foxy: Are ya sure?
Phantom Balloon Boy: Mr. Foxy, you can't  ever worry about me. I'm a big kid.
Phantom Foxy: Alright...
Phantom Mangle: I also found a bunch of chalk when I was looking around. Geez! It looks like these kids just don't care!
Luke: There must be infinite loot.
Phantom Mangle: A little too much loot. My little baggie can't even carry all of this.
Luke: So what can?
Phantom Mangle: A whole cabinet!
Phantom Foxy: So where did all the dodge balls come from?
Phantom Mangle: I got them from a weird looking barrel. I think they call it a "box?"
Springtrap: That is a box.
Phantom Mangle: I guess I'll bring it in... [Searches for box]
Phantom Balloon Boy: I'm having no part in this. Count me right out.
Phantom Foxy: Yarr! Let the tides run!
Phantom Mangle: Oh, wait? It's actually full of marbles! Sorry if you fall on them.
Phantom Foxy: Marbles?! Arrg! Scourge, ya hearing this one?
Luke: [Keeps feet up]
Springtrap: Put those grippers down.
Luke: No. Do you want me to fall?
Springtrap: Not in the slightest. But if you did, I can see another glimpse of you. [Chuckles] What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Luke: Just don't, okay?
Springtrap: Acting as if you can control me.
Luke: Anyway, why aren't you guys afraid of falling? Marbles are easy to trip on!
Phantom Balloon Boy: I just don't care at this point. At least it's not those dodge balls.
Phantom Foxy: Does any landlubber want my goodies? I promise It's not rubble.
Phantom Balloon Boy: I want! I want!
Phantom Foxy: What do ya want? My stash of lollipops, sour gummies, sweet bars, or mints?
Phantom Balloon Boy: All of them, please!
Phantom Foxy: Alright, kid. That'll be free.
Phantom Mangle: Free? Now, this doesn't look so legitimate now. Does it?
Luke: I guess we are immune to marbles. I'll go pick them up. To prove I'm a working man, I must also be a professional janitor.
Springtrap: [Leans over]
Luke: Can you not watch me while I'm picking these up? It's getting uncomfortable.
Springtrap: No. [Keeps leaning]
Luke: Ugh...
Phantom Mangle: Ooh. The marbles are in the box again! Who decided to clean them up?
Luke: Me.
Phantom Mangle: Thank you, pal! I just found the real pack of dodge balls. Now, let's actually have some fun here! [Releases]
Phantom Foxy: Arrg! That hit me!
Phantom Balloon Boy: I feel like I'm drowning in these! Someone help a boy out?
Phantom Foxy: I can't see beyond the horizon!
Phantom Mangle: I might've considered the extra ones on purpose. Oops.
Luke: I don't know what they're talking about, I'm having a good time out here.
Phantom Balloon Boy: That's because you aren't the one with blocked vision! I'm trying to survive these balls!
Phantom Foxy: Arrg! I still can't find ye'!
Springtrap: What a pity. [Laughs hard]
Luke: I think the children from that scouts club are back. Finally, out of the forest.
Springtrap: Children?! Where? [Runs]
Luke: Heh.
Phantom Mangle: [Collects dodge balls] Oh, finally! Did y'all have fun over there?
Phantom Balloon Boy: No!
Phantom Foxy: With yeast and bread, no!
Phantom Mangle: Aw. I brought that in for... nothing? C'mon, it was getting good!
Phantom Foxy: That's because yer a sadist, Mangle! If ya didn't know, drowning in balls isn't exactly something a person would like!
Phantom Mangle: Well, I'll bring these back. It'll be as quick as a second. [Giggles]
Phantom Balloon Boy: So what about those scouts you mentioned?
Luke: Oh, that whacky excuse? Those are kids who go do things like hiking, fishing, and mountain climbing. At least, I think so.
Phantom Balloon Boy: Now I wish I was a scout... Do you have to sign up?
Luke: Every club needs a contract, right?
Phantom Balloon Boy: [Cries]
Phantom Foxy: Don't cry! I still have bread!
Phantom Balloon Boy: But I don't like bread! [Continues crying]
Luke: It's a "you" problem, then.
Phantom Mangle: Well, I'm gonna go back to my own hunting sessions again. There better not be any more marbles.
Luke: Uh huh...
Phantom Foxy: Is there anything that can stop ya from crying any longer?
Phantom Balloon Boy: I want my candy back. I never got the chance to take them. I'm literally dying of hunger...
Phantom Foxy: It's okay, I still have the ones I offered to ya. And no, it's not gambling for candy! We aren't at the casino right now!
Luke: I'd like to go to one. But I'd be in a much worse condition if ever played the games there. And I'm no gambler.
Phantom Foxy: And that's a "you" problem! Say bye to the pie, scourge!
Phantom Balloon Boy: Ooh, I'll say one! Toodles to your noodles! [Laughs]