David: Lucas? Why do you look so out of breath? I thought biking was relaxing for you.
Luke: I didn't bring in a bike this time. I had to catch up on the nearest bus.
David: C'mon, was it really a haunted house? I was getting worried that you'd go insane from working there. And now, you finally take a bus!
Luke: Davis, I was getting chased by an actual horror attraction... And he was actually falling in love with me! How do I even cope with this?
David: Lucas, It's time you stopped taking adrenaline pills. Are you lying?
Luke: I saw ghosts there since the first day. I even started to hear things, that ventilation really damaged my mind...
David: Oh... Is the air polluted over there?
Luke: Probably, but you gotta understand. I am not okay. And I saw what I saw.
David: Hey, at least it's not gonna get here. If a bus is needed, it's probably gonna wander off into the streets looking for you.
Luke: That's the thing, though. The streets aren't gonna be safe anymore...
David: Just don't worry about it. For now on, just don't go to that place ever again. If it has nothing, it serves nothing.
Luke: I guess you're right. For now on, I'll just get another job on delivery.
David: [Laughs] Yeah, talking to spirits isn't a good idea. You'll be out of bounds.
Luke: And that gives me another idea!
David: Like what?
Luke: If I can't start somewhere new in my career, why can't it just be a hobby?
David: No... Don't tell me that you'll actually start buying new clothes and start wearing makeup. It's gonna be a beauty routine, right?
Luke: I never said I wasn't. [Laughs]
David: Oh, bummer... At least it's not hurting you. I just want the best for you... How would you even describe this job?
Luke: Looking back, that was the dumbest thing I've ever done.
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The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]
FanfictionFNAF 3 but with occasional ding dong! Luke doesn't know what Fazbear's fright has in store for him. He starts seeing and even hearing things, trying to befriend them. But he also meets the horror attraction, Springtrap, who he doesn't like very much...