The Dumb Nightguard [Thorns]

Night 3 [4AM]

Luke: Heh, as if we can afford any bill.
Phantom Bonnie: Seriously, if any accidents related to death occur, we can't do anything about it. You might be a prop, too.
Luke: What am I to serve as one?
Phantom Bonnie: A realistic looking corpse? I mean, most props serve as memories from the past... but some serve as jump-scares.
Luke: [Sarcastic laughs] That's a funny one.
Phantom Foxy: Arrg! I be' back, mateys!
Phantom Bonnie: Oh, hey, Foxy!
Luke: Have you got over the argument with Chica yet? Or should I say, Chico?
Phantom Foxy: The lass never listens. Have ya seen how she's always the one starting it?
Luke: I have.
Phantom Foxy: Good golly! Is our boss up?
Phantom Bonnie: Yep, and so is Freddy. I bet the others are, too. I'm just not sure... I'll meet them later when they're out of bounds.
Luke: Anything you gotta say?
Phantom Foxy: Well, scourge. Unlike Chico, I think Freddy... [Coughs] Frederica! I knew he said his original name was Frederick once...
Phantom Bonnie: I wouldn't call him that. But I never knew he had a longer name! That makes me wonder if I had one...
Luke: So about Frederica?
Phantom Foxy: He's way nicer than Chico. I've never ever been flattered so much by one person! He's too sweet for this filfy world!
Luke: I thought he was too goofy to live. I saw how clumsy he was. He couldn't even walk in a straight line... How does someone handle it?
Phantom Bonnie: He's just patient.
Phantom Foxy: The matey deserves some appreciation. At least he has a monument like the rest of us, landlubbers.
Luke: Hah, speaking of landlubber... I see one.
Phantom Foxy: That's just boss being boss.
Phantom Bonnie: If I were tied to a chair and forced to knit things all day, would you think I'd do it? I'd rebel!
Springtrap: And just like that, you were knitting me clothes all day. [Laughs] There was no child in sight! The "kids" were a lie!
Luke: How did you know?
Springtrap: I actually looked? What a shocker, am I right? I need to see my proof first.
Phantom Foxy: Yarr, fake children? May this ship tremble at these words. The storm will take us all! We shall be swallowed by the sea!
Phantom Bonnie: Sounds appealing.
Phantom Foxy: No thoughts, matey?!
Phantom Bonnie: I'm bamboozled by these rambunctious things going on. Howdy! I think I might just become a cowboy!
Luke: Nice vocabulary.
Springtrap: Everything's professional when you're under a monarchy. In Great Britain, everyone has no choice but to salute.
Luke: You're only saying this because you're British, right? Topped with toast and coffee...
Springtrap: It's also topped with my springs being cranked up!
Phantom Bonnie: Am I gonna fall if I do this?
Springtrap: Do what? Start whipping Chica?
Phantom Bonnie: Boss, no. I'm not like that... I'll never do that to her! We're best friends!
Springtrap: I never said it in a "fight" way. I meant that it's something you'd do. [Laughs]
Luke: This is another one of those cases, folks. Bunny and... ghost bunny...
Phantom Foxy: How can you whip Chico? She'll be the one whipping you, instead!
Phantom Bonnie: Knock it off, guys. I'm not gonna do that and nor is she!
Springtrap: I'm suspecting you. [Laughs]
Luke: Investigation? I wouldn't see an issue. The thing is, though. We wouldn't see any proof that a phantom did anything.
Phantom Foxy: Cause' nobody will see it?
Luke: Like the monsters that live in my motel, you can say. Nobody will find them either.
Springtrap: You bet I'm gonna be the next one living there! [Laughs hard] With the cutest guy in all of fazbear's fright!
Phantom Foxy: Ah, good old boss. It's by time that we invest into a nursing home soon.
Springtrap: That's prison, Foxy. Don't you want your beloved boss to stay with you?
Phantom Foxy: Ah, no. I was this close to calling ya badonkadonk.
Springtrap: Bazooka was a better name for it.
Phantom Foxy: I'm not naming ya after any rocket. Rockets are better than you!
Springtrap: Aw, I thought I was cool. You truly made me sad! [Coughs]
Luke: Cut it with the fake-crying. Anyways, Bonnie, are you really gonna fall off the ceiling? You aren't gonna be whipping Chica.
Phantom Bonnie: I don't think so... Wait, my balance is giving up! [Falls]
Phantom Foxy: Yarr! Well, if ya look at that, sucker! Ya fell!
Phantom Bonnie: It's not funny! I didn't laugh at it. Would it be funny if you randomly fell like that? Your butt would hurt!
Luke: I'd be laughing if it wasn't serious.
Springtrap: Not everyone cries in a serious situation. [Chuckles] I laugh at times like this!
Phantom Bonnie: That's because you're a murderer, boss. If only you were to know how it feels like to be made fun of...
Luke: Serial killers barely have emotions. Some are even considered "emotionless!"
Springtrap: Then why did I laugh?
Luke: Um... That's a different story. What I'm saying is that you're mentally ill. But I guess an asylum won't handle you either.
Springtrap: [Laughs] Silly Lucas!
Phantom Foxy: Arrg! I'm gonna leave ya alone now, scourge. It's not like anyone wanted me here, cause I know Chico didn't!
Phantom Bonnie: Okay, just know that boss was lying earlier! I would never whip' Chica!
Phantom Foxy: It's Chico to you. But I guess you really do admire her much, ey?
Phantom Bonnie: Shut up! I'll be going now!
Phantom Foxy: Not till I catch up to ya first! There's one more thing to steal here!