Imagine this:
Percy: hey I'm a half-blood.
Harry: oh my gosh me too!
Snape: what about me?
Percy:*ignores Snape* Who is your godly parent?
Harry: oh well my god father is Sirius.
Percy: okay well if he is serious he isn't Hermes, Apollo, or Poseidon.
Harry: No, he IS Sirius. Sirius Black.
Percy:Oh so he is serious and black. Why didn't you say your father was Hades?
Harry: o_O my father is James.....
Percy: oh I get it, Hades was in disguise as a man named James!
Harry: *facepalm* kill me now.
Voldemort: gladly. From now on, my life mission will be to kill you, Harry Potter!
And this:
Harry: okay so why don't we call ourselves the Golden Three!
Ron: eh. I personally like the Big Trio!
Hermione: why don't we just call ourselves the Golden Trio!
Harry and Ron: THE BIG THREE!
Zues: WHO DARES TAKE OUR NAME?!
Poseidon: Hey guys, um, we were already called the Big Three....so yeah.
Hades: I could care less.
Zues and Poseidon: We will send you to Tartarus!
Hades: I could have my three-headed dog gaurd them.
Hagrid: What have you done with Fluffy?!
Hermione: Let's just stick with the Golden Trio.
And that pretty much explains Harry Potter.
Yeeeeeah that was random.
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